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Robert Randall

@robertwrandall

Flaneur. Saanich Arts Culture & Community Wellness Committee, Past co-chair Open Space Art Soc., Downtown Residents Assoc. & Downtown Adv. Comm.; 9th place 2008 Victoria civic election. Artist, Designer, Writer, Picture Framer.

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It's a Woody Allen story, sorry if that ruins it.

07.03.2026 16:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's a short story of a man who discovers a magic ability to enter any book. He greedily fulfills every novelistic fantasy until it short circuits and he finds himself in a Spanish textbook spending eternity being chased by a conjugated verb.

07.03.2026 16:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you need copy paper to print off a few documents hemp paper is a good environmental option but if you are going to run your printer all night long cocaine paper is a better choice.

06.03.2026 16:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But you could show these guys outline drawings of controllers for all the video game sytems and they would score 100%.

06.03.2026 15:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At least drugs retain their value over time.

06.03.2026 15:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2๏ธโƒฃ QUALICUM POSTMASTER (Mystery)
Jenkins tries to find out the identity of a body found at low tide and who parks all day in the 90 minute zone; Mrs. McLean is caught reusing stamps. Guest stars Robert Clothier, Cynthia Dale. (60 min.)

04.03.2026 18:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Orr wasn't dealing drugs. But politicians and civilians do help the street community on Xmas by distributing socks, coffee etc.
And organizers in the group might also be distributing pipes and other safe-consumption paraphernalia. Might this be the source of the rumour?

04.03.2026 15:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing gets past Mr. Qualicum Postmaster.

04.03.2026 14:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

UV glass offers excellent protection against light damage but not total protection.

04.03.2026 05:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was in Hong Kong in May of '89. I left thinking that positive change was imminent. I was wrong.

04.03.2026 05:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

UV glass for sure. A piece that size is only a couple hundred bucks, double that for anti-glare coating. At least I hope so.

04.03.2026 05:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was amazing. So different from the highway frenzy. Slow...but memorable.

04.03.2026 04:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's charming to imagine someone writing the board of trade requesting particulars: My dear sirs, forward to me forthwith particulars regarding your fine town, to which I will be locomoting next week.

04.03.2026 04:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

04.03.2026 03:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They talk about outsiders (immigrants, artists, LGBT) being the moss that breaks down the rock of an abandoned neighbourhood turning it into a cultural node. They're trying to do it here instantly and artificially with the new AGGV site in Rock Bay but it will be only for the rich.

02.03.2026 16:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was in Treptower Park to meet up with a Victoria artist I knew and we were walking down the street and coincidently coming the other way was Renee Van Halm and a couple of her friends so we stopped for a beer. This was a couple decades ago.

02.03.2026 16:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mind you, the reason Berlin has acres of cheap industrial space is not intended as a recommended path to affordability.

02.03.2026 06:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mentioned previously about how in the 1960s the precursor to the CRD wrote a report recommending that the entire Fernwood/Gladstone district be demolished as it was "urban blight". They thought it was a problem to be solved with architecture rather than by natural gentrification.

02.03.2026 05:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll be offline for a few days as I'll be on a roadtrip with the Trivago guy.

02.03.2026 05:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Berlin has a surplus of cheap industrial space. I knew a few Victoria and Vancouver artists living there, not just because it was a cultural hub but you could easily afford a studio. Victoria has very little--limited to a diminishing number of units in Rock Bay.

02.03.2026 04:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
What high blood pressure does to your body Hypertension can affect your mind, heart, eyes and more, often without causing any obvious symptoms at all.

In 2011 I was young, fit, thin; perfect health. One morning I woke up with countless floaters in my field of vision. I was diagnosed with hypertension. It's perfectly in control today.
Gift article:

wapo.st/4l0rdR6

01.03.2026 04:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know if Gumby portrayed a pilot of the Entente or the Great Powers but I suppose it's immaterial.

28.02.2026 23:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got a job on a Lifetime Network TV movie where there was a frat party scene in which a woman was to slide down a table. Me and the asst. art director went to every drug store asking for the largest tub of KY Jelly without luck. They ended up using bubble bath sucessfully.

28.02.2026 17:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My wife's grandfather, who built Merlin engines during the war, told me he'd never buy a Japanese car.

28.02.2026 17:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wore a button-down shirt and tie to work, I put a fleece half zip over it because it wouldn't fit into my bike bag and on the way home stopped off at the supermarket and realized oh no I have khakis, tie, and fleece top, they'll think I work here because that's the produce manager uniform.

28.02.2026 03:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My Vancouver friend was excited a school was planned for Olympic Village that her little boy could attend. The boy will be an adult when the school opens but I guess it's the thought that counts. #yvr

27.02.2026 05:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
South Vancouver Island News | Business Examiner

Business Examiner still does it but yes, Monday Magazine is sadly missed.
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25.02.2026 05:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I always know when I structure a joke incorrectly because I'll get one like instead of three.

25.02.2026 04:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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BUY CANADIAN GOODS AND KEEP CANADA BUSY

24.02.2026 04:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

30 years ago I visited New York City and was wore a denim jacket and jeans (aka the Canadian Tuxedo). I was mortified to realize I was literally the only one in Manhattan wearing what I had assumed was normal clothing.

21.02.2026 19:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0