If you believe Trump's war will be cheap and efficient, I've got some Epstein Files to never show you.
05.03.2026 13:48
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Don’t move!
This ep is out TODAY!
02.03.2026 16:00
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TODAY!
01.03.2026 15:47
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I can't wait until we have a president again who doesn't address the nation at times of gravity wearing a stupid fucking hat.
And from a golf course.
28.02.2026 15:05
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Get your tickets soon to our HIMYM fundraiser! Featuring legendary music and legendary guests! www.ticketmaster.com/the-solids-p...
26.02.2026 14:55
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hahaha
25.02.2026 14:36
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Thank you, Lewys!
I'm so glad my book spoke to you!
And yes, i was very sad when I had to say goodbye at the end of writing this, but the characters still feel alive to me, especially when they go out in the world and find friends like you!!
25.02.2026 13:05
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TODAY!
Aesthetic:
"My parents live in Ohio...I live in the moment."
23.02.2026 14:58
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Somewhere, two proud MAGA parents suddenly feel less certain about having named their newborn "Tariff."
20.02.2026 16:36
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The frequency of MAGA's on social media calling me the "R-word" has gone up by roughly 75,000% this year.
It is officially their go-to instinct.
If you're the parent of a child with an intellectual disability, please vote this November from YOUR go-to instinct.
18.02.2026 02:18
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Join me for a book event this Saturday at the Riverview School in Cape Cod! RSVP at titcombsbookshop.com/events
16.02.2026 21:58
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I’m so sick of Trump.
I’m sick of him, sick of his sycophants, sick of his wife, sick of his kids, sick of every dead-eyed demon in his hellish orbit.
Can we turn the lights back on, America?
It’s getting dark in here.
16.02.2026 03:02
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Literally any other person on Earth would be an outcast for life after 1,000,000+ mentions in the Epstein Files.
15.02.2026 18:40
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It’s been 30 years since Marshall Eriksen—Jason Segel’s character in "How I Met Your Mother," which was co-created by alums Carter Bays and Craig Thomas—began his first year at Wesleyan University. Nice to see Segel’s daughter in Apple TV’s “Shrinking” also said yes to Wes!
10.02.2026 19:32
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HIMYM fans are the best fans there are
10.02.2026 13:20
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TODAY!
howwemadeyourmother.com
09.02.2026 15:03
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Trump is what weak people think strength looks like.
Musk is what stupid people think smart looks like.
Kid Rock is what racists think rap looks like.
05.02.2026 13:09
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I'm embarrassed by the people who aren't embarrassed by our president.
04.02.2026 12:39
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It sucks that the person I trust the least in the entire world is in charge of it.
03.02.2026 17:20
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Please remove your Sensory Deprivator 5000's, y'all -- new ep NOW!!
howwemadeyourmother.com
02.02.2026 14:43
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Melania's movie tanked so hard it closed The Kennedy Center.
02.02.2026 13:23
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From a friend at the @nyknicks game tonight...
HINT: Ba ba ba ba / Ba ba ba ba / Da Da / Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Daaaaah....
02.02.2026 02:30
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Yay, thanks Brian, can't wait to meet you and happy to sign a book if you are interested!
01.02.2026 22:26
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Titcomb's Bookshop
Very excited/grateful about this event for my book, in collaboration with the legendary Cape Cod book store @titcombsbookshop & the @riverviewschool...if you're anywhere on or near the Cape on Saturday 2/21, please join us for an awesome event!
titcombsbookshop.com/event-conten...
01.02.2026 21:49
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