ByeByePants

Yogi, Boo-Boo and Mr. Ranger in the style of Dinosaur Comics Workers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains And maybe this pic-a-nic lunch They're too distracted by bread and circuses, Yogi That's why I'm taking the bread! But where's your circus? Check a mirror, you damn clown

bear comics the return

"LYNN"
"LYNN"
"WHERE'S MY FUCKING DINNER"

talking about epstein with my uber driver and she was like "you know what i would do if i had all that money? id invite all the pedophiles and child abusers to my island and then do Saw on them"

Ragnar Blackwolf. 23h Hypothetically if someone was accused of having sex with goats by over 30 different people and regularly denied it, but also dropped very public hints about how much he liked to have sex with goats for decades, and ran a goat pageant to find the best looking goats, and was best friends with someone who got convicted of fucking goats and trafficking goats to friends all over the world who also liked to fuck goats, and his name was in the classified goat fucker chronicles 5,000 times, and he wished other goat fuckers well in prison, what do you think the odds are that person is also a goat fucker?

A downy woodpecker sits on a spruce on a sunny winter day. "Ahh... Febuary" it says. Close up on it correcting "Febrary" then "Febberary..." then finally "Frebrury"

Ferbruary #oldknees

Slovakia PM's national security adviser resigns over Epstein links Miroslav Lajčák steps down after newly released exchanges showed him discussing girls and diplomacy with the late sex offender.

How come it always works outside of the US www.bbc.com/news/article...

Thanks but I'm good on reading "extraordinary documents" from judges. Throw the villains in jail or what the fuck is the point of you

SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have

SCOOBY DOO: rabies

SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant

QOTD: "Replacing Bovino with Homan is like shitting your pants and just changing your shirt."

Non-masked MN National Guard are out handing out hot chocolate, coffee and donuts to protesters. One simple act has de-escalated the situation and helped gain the trust of people. See the difference between professional soldiers and the pretend tough guys in CBP and ICE?

Guys nothing personal but if you rub your a.i. generated anti-ICE, anti-Trump memes in my face I gotta unfollow and mute you and also you’re dead to me.

It’s the sewage that fascism both shits and eats, it’s like blowing smoke in my face to show me how evil the tobacco companies are.

Every ICE agent.

We all fucking hate you.

There is no nuance to this.

We hate every single fucking one of you.

A crow kicks a small ball of snow. They then start rolling it into a larger ball while saying "trust the process...". They kick more snow into a pile and stick a branch in repeating "trust the process" to itself. They place small stones. They say "Phew!" and stand back to look at its creation, which we see now is a mess of a project that looks somewhat like a melted bird. The final panel the crow says "haha it's terrible".

Finished is better than terrible #oldknees

NEW DEOGIE HERE! tinyview.com/deogie/2026/...

Remember how appalled we all were in 2022 when Russia completely unprovoked attacked Ukraine? That is what we’re doing tonight with Venezuela. We are the bad guys here. Everyone who supports this is supporting unprovoked murder. Fuck every last one of them

In our name, with our money, ostensibly for oil, but mostly because we have a president who's addicted to power and attention and needs to deflect from being friends with the world’s most famous pedophile. Shame on these fucking monsters who run my country. They need out.

DEPLOY TSAR BOMBA

That's awesome, congrats!

you do not and should not hand it to MTG under any circumstances

it is useful for us, politically, that she's broken with Trump - because "Rs in Disarray" is a good narrative

but she herself is still a vicious antisemite and transphobe and nobody progressive should lose sight of that

My Avatar take is that James Cameron doesn't know how to make a boring movie, so I'm going to see his latest film and be thoroughly entertained for a few hours. Whether this generates memes later is irrelevant. That's not why I watch movies.

Feels a little late for that

“the 60 minutes CECOT documentary leaked on limewire dot com” is a real sentence that’s real in this year of our lord 2025

[first day as a shepherd]

boss: where are you going?

me: [pointing] star

boss: what? why

me: [shrugging] baby