Matty Stratton (historical)

Flexing on AI in this t-shirt from @LastWeekinAWS !

Get yours at https://store.lastweekinaws.com/

Proceeds benefit 826 National https://826national.org/

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Note: the fact that my profile says “No, my name’s Clarence” does not mean that’s my name. It simply means that Paul’s Boutique is a banger of a record.

Update: I did the workout

What happens if you take your preworkout but then don’t do the workout

Hiring advice:

Don’t take hiring advice from someone who talks about the “alpha” of candidates

But for real, this song is where I’m at

https://youtu.be/Vbi0YDVddNg?si=s50oMq2uA_w7drw9

Feeling this track tonight

https://youtu.be/K-jsMBDwCUg?si=dR8PZKeaTiytKibz

Welcome to my home gym/home improvement supply

So many deadlifts today

I’m going to start streaming my work as I get myself going looking for my next opportunity… give me a follow on Twitch to tune in! https://twitch.tv/themattstratton/

Today I’ll be working on updating my personal website!

My shoulders are on 🔥

Workout done! 💪

It bothered me in my very soul to load these plates this way but I also didn’t want to take everything off to add the additional 5# for just one set 😂

Time for The Jesus and Mary Chain and Psychedelic Furs!

See?

Hello. It was deadlift day.

Watched the first episode of Kaos. This show is rad.

So of course I read that it’s not been renewed.

*cries in Firefly fan*

I stg i feel like I’m running a flop house for three teenagers

And also I’m apparently Uber for in-demand rides

Just saw a job posting for a developer advocate at a startup with “MS or PhD in computer science”

Have fun with that.

Can we all just agree that all computers are terrible and move on?

We all know that user interfaces peaked with BeOS and have gone downhill since.

Cody the spotter

(Don’t worry - he’s shorter than the safeties)

(Also my form is sloppy here sorry)

Bench day!

(Cody is helping)

Good news! It’s just the battery and they’re gonna replace it today.

Thank you so much to everyone who has reached out to me with support and concern since my announcement. I really appreciate all of you, even if all I can muster is a 💜 reply (mostly because I’m overwhelmed, but also because I’m getting my thoughts together!)
Thank you all 🥰

This is a prime example. Fred Armisen is clever and good and Fallon can’t help but try to “contribute” and it’s annoying as shit

https://youtu.be/bB5KyoKtivI?si=bx7GOyGGsFxRxruc

You know how they made “Garfield Without Garfield”?

Can someone do that like, “Jimmy Fallon’s Funny Guests Without Fucking Jimmy Fallon”?

I feel like this could be a slide in a kubecon talk

Waiting for the tow truck. Google diagnosis sounds like this might just be the battery so 🤞

And…now my car won’t start. So getting it towed to the service department. Awesome.

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