We had a talk with our kids tonight about circular logic (the fallacy of treating the conclusion of your argument as evidence supporting it) and the way it which it helps us avoid tougher ideas and questions.
Here's the thing that I hate honestly the most about anti-migrant politics: it is, to me, a direct attack on the holy principle of hospitality, of being a good host in your home, that has underpinned human societies since we learned how to build a house in the first place. Just a total moral crime.
What a way to go out
Me two weeks ago: Jeffrey Epstein killed himself, not to protect anyone, but because entering prison as the world's most illustrious pedophile makes that a logical decision. Conspiracy theories make less sense than the stated story.
Me now: The Pee Tape was shot on Epstein Island.
By linking the Epstein Files coverup to "the Russia Russia Russia hoax," Trump is trying to convince his base that this is all another conspiracy to get him.
But there's a real risk that linking them goes the other way, and the QAnon faithful start to think, well, maybe Russia wasn't a hoax either?
“Climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you're the one filming it.”
thinking about the dems who said we can't abolish ICE as the Department of Education gets wiped off the map
In a bid to appeal to younger voters, Andrew Cuomo has converted to Islam
I love the contrast between Zuck talking about the untold billions being poured into "AI," and the actual implementation, which is routinely just the laziest, dumbest cack duct-taped to the side of Facebook and Instagram clickbait in a way that's not really interesting or useful in any way
I think about this constantly
We don't say it often enough and the lapdog press is too cowardly to say it at all but these people are literally evil in the Biblical sense
Noem recently said "The federal government doesn't do the disaster relief, the states do."
She doesn't know what the "F" stands for in FEMA.
Because she doesn't know what the "F" she's doing.
Fascism. Call it what it is.
Are we the baddies but with a mask.
"Do not mistreat or oppress a foreigner" - Exodus 22:21
Stencil seen in Charlevoix, Michigan
Incredible timing for this launch
Rest upon father
Happiness
Everyone’s talking about how the AI bots made by Meta are bad, but just a reminder you can make your own Meta AI chatbot right inside Messenger and there’s definitely no problems there
I'm sorry, I have eaten too many cured meats to come into the office today.
Hey, guess what prevents Polio?
Psst. The answer is a VACCINE.
Guess what happens when enough people DON’T get vaccinated for it?
It RETURNS.
MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
The DEEP
How far down do you dare go?
It took us ages to work out what the beep was
Cats enjoy their millionth nap on the bed as I enter the room
Cat 1: There she goes again, doing stuff
Cat 2: Poor old asshole
If Millie Bobby Brown grows to 1000 times her size, she becomes Bobby Brown
Interesting
grink season starts today
I was the 6th guy in Five Guys. They kicked me out because I kept calling the hamburgers “meat circles”
*DOG PARK*
Her: Your dog is so calm. What's his name?
Me: Marley
Her: Like the movie?
Me: No
(dog busts out a joint)
