The Gray Matters Report

Here's the Law Dork filing you can't access on PACER. All of this refugee case's filings should be online. A magistrate judge denied Law Dork's request for online access to the docket in a significant refugee rights case in Minnesota. Law Dork's lawyers filed their objection on Tuesday.

A magistrate judge denied Law Dork's intervention in the Minnesota refugee case. We objected Wednesday.

I had to post the filing online so you could read it. Otherwise, you'd need to go to the actual courthouse in Minnesota to do so.

It shouldn't be like that for any of the filings in the case.

“War-a-Lago”

By Barry Blitt @newyorker.com

and on the seventh day...

Slurs Filled a Chat Created by a Republican Party Official in Florida After the secretary of the Miami-Dade County Republican Party created the chat for college students, it devolved into slurs against Black and Jewish people.

damn it’s crazy how the slurs filled the chat all by themselves. couldn’t be helped i’m sure. chats are always devolving of their own accord

OpenAI sued for practicing law without a license OpenAI has been accused of practicing law without a license in a lawsuit brought by Nippon Life Insurance Co. of America.

“When Dela Torre’s attorney reminded her that she signed a document releasing Nippon from any further causes of action and that the case had been dismissed, she uploaded his response to ChatGPT and asked if she was being “gaslighted.””

I’m sorry I LOL’d 😅

www.abajournal.com/news/article...

Sen. Whitehouse to uncover connections between Trump, Russia, and Epstein. YouTube video by Senator Sheldon Whitehouse

@whitehouse.senate.gov did a VERY long speech of Trump and Epstein's ties w/Russia yesterday.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylvT...

and the people of the US will ignore it and make believe it never happened while the people it happened to will never ever forget it

could you ever forget burying your murdered child?

could you ever forget who did it?

First they came for the trans people, and I said nothing because I wasn’t trans. Then they were like actually I’m pretty sure you are trans and I said no I’m not and they went okay well show us your penis then and I said what no get out of my face and they said that one’s a girl get her

I love watching people use LLMs in public. They’ll reply to a breaking news article and say “@grok is this true?” Babe where do you think it’s about to pull its answer from

From sea to sea: Study finds Canada’s nature worth billions - The Weather Network Titled “Widely enjoyed but inadequately valued,” the CPAWS paper attempts to quantify the economic benefit of investing in nature.

“According to CPAWS, every $1 spent on nature protection and conservation in 2023-2024 generated $3.62 in visitor spending, working out to a value of $10.9 billion, or 1.6 per cent of Canada’s GDP.” www.theweathernetwork.com/en/news/natu...

how to render language meaningless, a primer

That feeling when you owe 53,173,939 refunds, with interest ...

Lawlessness in high places through misusing the law - For the whole essay search in your Browser for Juan Cole's Informed Comment http://dlvr.it/TRL47v

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“Well, it seems that the problem with capitalism is that eventually you may need a socialist to come in, correct previous under-budgeting, account for current service levels as well as expected growth," Mamdani continued, in reference to Eric Adams' deceptive bookkeeping.

2/2

and who would know better than a man who never personally pays for anything

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

call me when he resigns

I'll also note that we still appear to be missing a ton of pages from this woman's file. There were at least *53 pages* missing (that we know about) and we still don't seem to have all of them — specifically the FBI's contemporaneous notes for these interviews

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Letter has been finished and sent off to those who won’t read it. Futile, but I had to try. #nspoli

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Imagine writing ”we gave 12 hours of two inches of internet space to the US government murdering 150 children for no reason” thinking that would help your cause

Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

Tom Waits - "(Looking For) The Heart Of Saturday Night" YouTube video by Tom Waits

Adding up reasons to die happy: Hearing someone Shazam this in a coffee shop in Istanbul. "Magic of the melancholy," indeed. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbH6...

CNN team flees south Beirut after warning of Israeli airstrike | CNN CNN’s Matthew Chance was forced to escape a southern Beirut neighborhood as the Israeli military warned of an airstrike while he was reporting from the area. The warning came just minutes after he joi...

Mathew Chance w a brief report

CNN team flees south Beirut after Israeli airstrike warning

www.cnn.com/2026/03/05/w...

I continue to be gobsmacked at 1) how common this formulation is 2) how antisemitic and generally bigoted it is 3) and how for all the talk of anti-semitism this is never cited as an example even though it’s quite literally the original incarnation.