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Ummm... Excuse me, can I help you find something?
Gentlemen, it’s Women’s History Month, so maybe take the initiative and explain what that is.
Just listening to this great cover of the Donovan classic “Universal Soldier” from UK singer / songwriter Jake Bugg.
A poignant reminder to us all in troubled times..
Have a listen if you like. 😀🕊️☮️
#auspol #ukpoli #PoliSky #IranWar
youtu.be/C-h-SZeGXx0?...
cramming for this eye exam looking at every fucking thing I can
JOHN LENNON: He's a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land, making all his nowhere plans for nobody…
ME: Wow John, this guy sounds like he sucks
LENNON: Doesn't have a point of view, knows not where he's going to…
ME: Stick it to him!
LENNON: …isn't he a bit like you and me?
ME: Hey wait
#AsianCup Australia v Philippines
Sun 01 March 2026 8pm AEDT
#AUSvPHI #GoMatildas! ⚽️
What "AI" cheerleaders don't understand, because they've never experienced it, is that art *is the process*. Whether it's painting or music or writing, creativity is not a product but a practice. And that's where life, and joy, are found.
As a society we're becoming increasingly polarised and intolerant of others' opinions. Only an idiot would deny that.
"the customer is always irrelevant"
- inventor of the vending machine
Told the barista my name is "It's gonna be okay." She keeps saying it. I'm on the floor crying
Lmfao
Vladyslav Heraskevych, Ukraine's skeleton racer, was scheduled to compete in his third Olympic Games on Feb. 12. He was barred from taking part in the competition after refusing to change his helmet, one depicting the faces of Ukrainian athletes killed during Russia's full-scale invasion.
Here is my cartoon about Mr Jon Kudelka www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Moral clarity in a time of cowardice + complicity.
Thank you, Grace Tame.
Vale, Jon Kudelka.
And as always, Fuck Cancer.
An opinion I pretty firmly hold is that everyone should make a song, paint a painting, act in something, and write a book even if all of those things end up being objectively terrible
These guys 😍😂 #summer #tasmania
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...horrifying message without context, thank you
apparently the guy who devised windchill factor passed away. he was 91 but felt 83...
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art not as hot
I don’t feel like it really mattered that he had square pants
KATH & MELANIA
Kinda sucks that the first thing everyone wants to know when you're born is how much you weigh
small joys getting smaller like who doesn’t love a good blink
🧵🧵🧵 I'll be collecting reviews of the "Melania" movie in this thread. 🧵🧵🧵
Variety:
"A Cheeseball Infomercial of Staggering Inertia"
love when there’s a newspaper profile of some psychopath that points out they allow themselves “a lone vice, like a single cup of black coffee in the morning.” personally I am a bundle of trash glued together by vices. they’re all load-bearing
"Where do you see yourself in 500 years?"
- the real "Interview With The Vampire"
"Roughly 90,000 Jewish Australians received uninterrupted national mourning. Meanwhile, around 800,000 Aboriginal Australians are told they do not even have the right to mourn publicly on the day that marks the beginning of their dispossession."
#Australia fyi @blakandblack.bsky.social
