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07.03.2026 01:43 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A blessing, to be sure

06.03.2026 23:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just to add to the irony of it all but the thing Walt says in that scene about being "the one who knocks" is also a lie; he got his lacky to do it, while crying

06.03.2026 16:43 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh that's just the British rapist spelling

06.03.2026 13:54 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Man the Covid stuff hit almost too hard
Amazing encapsulation of the moment

05.03.2026 15:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am loathe to make the connection but it's the plot of the second Cpt America movie 🙃

04.03.2026 21:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Absolutely panicked

03.03.2026 23:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Egypt: famously friendly with Israel

03.03.2026 15:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie says you gotta pump those numbers up ALT: a man in a suit and tie says you gotta pump those numbers up
02.03.2026 21:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think the only charitable read (and not one I necessarily believe) is that he just didn't want any heat from Trump while he was on his India trip

02.03.2026 21:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A screenshot from Futurama (1999) showing "Bachelor Chow" on TV

A screenshot from Futurama (1999) showing "Bachelor Chow" on TV

02.03.2026 21:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just so we're clear, that produced a good laugh from you?

02.03.2026 18:21 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Man if that really is shingles then he's got a first class ticket on the Searing Nerve Pain Express

02.03.2026 18:10 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Praying for a very specific hole in the dome here

01.03.2026 00:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shame on you

28.02.2026 15:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

that or you don't swim when you wake up

27.02.2026 21:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

for a second I thought my incognito browser history had leaked

27.02.2026 21:40 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But seriously... what about purple?

27.02.2026 21:35 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 1

I feel like "Conservative CBS" is doomed to fail for the same reasons "Moderate Dems" are:

The people you're trying to court (assholes) will just go to the source that gives them the real shit (Fox / the GOP)

27.02.2026 19:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cuz it's supposed to be a military pipeline

27.02.2026 18:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They're completely opposed to the idea of Chesterton's Fence; that anything they deem obstructionary or annoying might be there for a reason other than some sort of vague concept of liberal blundering

27.02.2026 14:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I really liked Super Soakers

The look, the marketing, everything

27.02.2026 04:21 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel like people just weren't ready for the one-two punch of hyper accurate COVID and BLM cringe so soon

26.02.2026 23:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Her story is still up for me

26.02.2026 17:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"Acting university president says agents misrepresented themselves to gain entry to the residential building"

Scum know they're scum and will be treated as scum if they identify themselves

26.02.2026 17:23 👍 141 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0

So a normal one

24.02.2026 22:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"I WILL eat the bugs, I WILL live in the pod..."

24.02.2026 20:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah I don't think they care at all?

Like by definition, if you're made, you're a lib - and making the libs mad is seen as a pro not a con

24.02.2026 16:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The death panel things is so funny

What do they think their insurance companies do?

24.02.2026 15:24 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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24.02.2026 15:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0