Celebrities: they're just like us!
07.03.2026 04:23
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Celebrities: they're just like us!
Why didn't you wave?
The lady at the concession stand said "Don't go in there if you're MAGA" and we were like what in the world possibly makes this woman think we are MAGA? 😂
The poster outside the theater promoted a future sing-along screening so the audience could sing along with the sing-along
Had a dream that @therachel.bsky.social, @emmeline.bsky.social and I went to a movie called "If He Can Do It" starting Jason Mantzoukas. Zouks' character was in a movie sing-along competition. He had to accurately sing along to a movie to win some big prize.
I kept waking up to thunder last night and thinking "IS that thunder or are those fighter jets?"
Fun reality we got here
2 still from What We Do in the Shadows. In both Nandor sits in a chair in the vampire's dark ornate room. In the first still Nandor says From Panera Bread you came. In the second he says and to Panera Bread you shall return
I always hear Nandor whenever Panera Bread is mentioned
Unacceptable
Watching this was a highlight of my week
Anonymous alt account?
(Also congrats on the great ass)
Never Not Funny
Comedy Bang Bang
Thank you!!
It was disturbing how well they all stayed on. What kind of black magic were they using??
You should get it for Aaron. It's his birthday!!
It feels like I've been prahnked
A poppyseed bagel coated in an ungodly amount of poppy seeds.
Ordered a pumpernickel bagel and got this instead. My good friend Jodi responded appropriately when I showed her this "OMG! You're in hell!"
Fountain pens are a great idea if you love to aproach your desk in a Miranda Priestly mien and ask "why is no one reeeeeaaady?" while you hunt for ink and lick nibs.
Jim : Charles :: Bosch : Tony
Thanks for sharing this. Very insightful. My husband suffers from this & it wasn't until I met him that I noticed how loudly everyone in my family chews. This makes meals with my family so fraught...for my husband bc of the noise and for me bc I see him suffering (that's my own separate issue)
@lilyyily.bsky.social is right. "March sucks... this month is so stupid....I think we should cancel the month of March...to stop some loser in Iowa named Tyler from wearing a shirt that says 'Cuck of the Irish.'"
#ThisBookChangedMyLife
Congratulations!!
Hell yeah!
Reminds me of this classic
"Hi. I'm pregnant."
Kelsey, this needs to happen!
Ugh I'm so sorry you have to deal with that bullshit!!
Big Papa Huge Time
"good boy kibble"
A little flattery can't hurt
Could not love this more!!
Yep
Oh no…I didn’t even know Rosencrantz and Guildenstern were sick…
We've been watching a sci-fi show with a character named Fred Johnson. He is always referred to as Fred Johnson, full name. This simultaneously annoys and amuses me.