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Stimothy Peters

@facelikeaclock

When nature calls, don’t let it go to voicemail.

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a cartoon man with a mustache is holding a stick of food . ALT: a cartoon man with a mustache is holding a stick of food .
09.03.2026 13:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shane van Fifthinpointsen

08.03.2026 23:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s his pre-race ritual.

08.03.2026 22:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m just glad Mike Joy is referring to Driver 97 by full last name and not SVG.

Dumb thing to be excited about, but I am.

08.03.2026 22:29 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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08.03.2026 22:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuuuuuuccckkkk the 97 rebounded so well!!!

08.03.2026 22:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is that pronounced Seff or Suff?

08.03.2026 22:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Would make a hell of a race win.

08.03.2026 22:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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08.03.2026 20:39 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Man, Shane was having a great run. I hope he’s able to salvage something.

08.03.2026 20:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s almost $90,000,001!!!

08.03.2026 18:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“STANDARD TIME FANS BE LIKE

AH YES 4 PM”

And it’s completely dark outside

“STANDARD TIME FANS BE LIKE AH YES 4 PM” And it’s completely dark outside

Happy first day of sunsets after 7:00 PM to all who celebrate

08.03.2026 16:47 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Thinking about how I kinda wish Reddick was still driving an 8 car (not necessarily RCR), bc when I started the Go Red Dick movement, I had a great idea for a logo, and the 8 was an integral part of the design. I’ll let you guess what it was.

08.03.2026 13:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don’t mind Jesse Love, but if he was employed by just about anyone else, I’d be much happier pulling for him to win.

08.03.2026 02:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not with that attitude.

07.03.2026 01:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s okay. We understood what you meant.

04.03.2026 14:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This actually goes kinda hard.

03.03.2026 17:08 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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@dgoodin24.bsky.social was right. You really CAN taste the arch in it!

03.03.2026 02:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s unfortunate.

02.03.2026 14:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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02.03.2026 02:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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02.03.2026 02:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Funny thing, as a full-time driver, he actually didn’t. 1999-2016, 17 years. Even if you wanna be generous and count his full year in the Busch Series, you get to 19.

02.03.2026 02:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yes.

02.03.2026 01:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Michael Jordan 🤝 Michael Jordan

Pulling off historic three-peats.

02.03.2026 01:12 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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two men are standing next to each other and one of them says " i don 't know " ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one of them says " i don 't know "
02.03.2026 01:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
02.03.2026 01:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No, Who’s on first.

02.03.2026 01:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Somebody call a doctor, bc Red Dick is on FIREEEE 🔥🔥🔥

01.03.2026 23:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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01.03.2026 23:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I didn’t even know that Myatt Snyder had a ride let alone that he was gonna be in the 48.

01.03.2026 23:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0