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Jimmie Myers

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Narrative Realization Director - Santa Monica Studio Past: Uncharted 4, Infinite Warfare, Modern Warfare ‘19, Destiny 2, Marathon Games, film, food, music, bikes! Director. Writer. Editor. Opinions mine. he/him

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pepto maxxing

04.03.2026 06:44 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

finally someone gets it

04.03.2026 05:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yessssss!

03.03.2026 07:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Something fun about language and shared experience is that I can call something “transmorphers as fuck” and you might know what I mean

02.03.2026 07:02 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Alysa Liu telling 60 Minutes “I love struggling, it makes me feel alive” is a legit revolutionary statement from a Bay Area native in a time when copious amounts of time and resources are being put toward convincing us to opt out of experiencing struggle, friction and self-actualization

22.02.2026 14:43 👍 13946 🔁 2514 💬 107 📌 135

I showed my 5 year old Honey I Shrunk the Kids yesterday, but we didn’t finish before bed.

We picked it up today, and I had *completely* forgotten that the ant gets killed protecting them from the scorpion.

He really took it hard :(.

01.03.2026 06:45 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

who watches the watch men

24.02.2026 08:35 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I kinda can’t get over the fact that there’s a subgenre of “content” that’s just, “makes faces while watching other stuff”.

24.02.2026 08:33 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

The lost art of shutting the fuck up

24.02.2026 07:53 👍 40 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

Hell yeah, love this

21.02.2026 05:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Alysa Liu is such an inspiration.

20.02.2026 07:31 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just double down weirder. “Thanks sweet cheeks.” “Okay sugar lips.”

16.02.2026 19:24 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you are wondering what words the all-male Congress found so "blasphemous" that they felt compelled to literally scrape them off the monument, they were: ''Woman, first denied a soul, then called mindless, now arisen, declared herself an entity to be reckoned.''

16.02.2026 16:35 👍 4724 🔁 1901 💬 43 📌 29

(I didn’t make this btw, it was on reddit)

16.02.2026 05:22 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It really is delightful. Wholesome af.

16.02.2026 05:20 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I already want a shirt tbh

16.02.2026 05:01 👍 53 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

Got barfed on by my sick 2 year old and then plunged a toilet while covered in barf. Happy Valentine’s Day!!

15.02.2026 02:40 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Out TODAY!

13.02.2026 02:56 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

👀

13.02.2026 02:12 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you didn’t have one, I feel like that just means it’s you

12.02.2026 05:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
halftime show fromt eh supebowl showing a set on the field featuring a nyc bodega

halftime show fromt eh supebowl showing a set on the field featuring a nyc bodega

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

09.02.2026 03:50 👍 11838 🔁 1907 💬 54 📌 36

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

09.02.2026 02:11 👍 25100 🔁 5885 💬 104 📌 50

Neighborhood goin off harder than July 4th rn

09.02.2026 03:31 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was grilling burgers outside for the 3rd field goal, and knew we scored because the neighborhood erupted.

09.02.2026 02:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a cartoon character from king of the hill is riding a bike . ALT: a cartoon character from king of the hill is riding a bike .
09.02.2026 02:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I ain’t QR-in’ *shit*

09.02.2026 02:31 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

💯

09.02.2026 02:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m grilling burgers, appreciate the update lol. Go Myers!!

09.02.2026 01:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bad Bunny: God bless America, *all* the Americas.

Damn that is going to make MAGA maaaaaaaddddddd.

09.02.2026 01:33 👍 3722 🔁 467 💬 40 📌 28

I’ve been telling my kids the kicker is our cousin 😂

Def gotta buy a Myers jersey for them.

09.02.2026 01:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0