buhumoth

Insane how incorrect this is

Wise wife, wise life

A perfect colossal snow orb bathed in ominous red light

The snow orb kind of looks like the explosion at the start of the movie Akira

A woman walking with a red light next to the Orb

A person bathed in ominous red light who has just finished building the perfect orb.

Fucked around and made an orb

Cry havoc and let slip the fog of home

The three genders etc etc

*to the tune of Pat Benatar's Hit Me With Your Best Shot* hit me with some backshots

Y-yeah... Yeah...

*Damon Albarn voice* stroke 2

I feel like the first thing I hear from people with a lot of coding experience is the real skill is in *how many lines you're able to get rid of.* The pride is in the paring down and the search for the most elegant solution. Not an LLM's strong suit it seems.

Someone is drunk as hell at the vet

I'm on a sea food diet. I'm only eating food that comes from the sea.

guac tuah, add a $2.50 surcharge to that thang

Second circumcision no less

I'm uproariously applauding you from here Justin

An image showing $118,300.83 raised for the Women's Foundation of Minnesota for ICE relief.

Fuck Ice

My first goo crew poster of the new year. Show the fuck up and watch some slop and donate to help people going through hell in Minnesota.

Me. And thank you!

As someone reading it for the first time, I'm going in without flagging anything. Occasionally I'll look up a word if I'm really having trouble conjuring an image, but I a.) am really trying to lean into the spirit of the first appendix and b.) know I'm going to reread these probably several times.

I've finally started listening to SBG after putting it off so long due to not feeling like I had the time to read along on BotNS. Just finished Claw of the Conciliator and it's been a real joy listening to y'all talk through it. Really enjoying the lord of the year.

SHELVED BY GENRE awakens far below the Misty Mountains, and with riddles and talking eagles and exploding pine cones, the hosts continue their discussion of THE HOBBIT! Also, we learn so much about what Tolkien thought of airplanes. rangedtouch.com/2026/01/16/t...

200lb ICE goon pulling up his tactical plate carrier and brown shirt to reveal the twinkling shell of a faberge egg

Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.

ICE are thug scum.

Text: “A friend said those of us who live in Minneapolis should write about what's going on here for folks who live elsewhere. You need to know that whether you're a Republican, Independent or Democrat, the Constitution is being violated by our federal government. This is not about catching criminals, or even deporting people. It is about punishing an entire state, including citizens, for not supporting the president. Everyone in my part of Minneapolis is affected. On our streets, ICE is stopping people of color and demanding their papers. In America. US citizens do not have to prove citizenship to ICE. Yet people are being intimidated, some cases beaten up and detained, for requiring ICE to follow the law. ICE needs a judicial warrant to enter homes. Yet there are documented cases of them ignoring the law - violating a bedrock constitutional principle. Americans of color are staying home, afraid to go to work, school, to grocery shop, or fill their cars with gas. This isn't just "illegals" or immigrants with valid work permits, it is citizens who have had their cars rammed by ICE for merely looking Hispanic. Businesses are closing. Schools are 50 percent full. When they are open, fascists are calling in bomb threats because the president decided to make us a meme. After a daycare teacher with a valid work permit (through 2030) was snatched from her workplace, parents (and grandparents) have had to organize to watch their SCHOOLS, to make sure conditional rights are observed. This is being repeated throughout Minnesota. Imagine trying to do your job or live you life while also taking volunteer shifts to make sure the federal government doesn't act extrajudicially. Because of ICE's documented abuses, neighbors have organized to monitor federal actions. This observation is legal, as long as it doesn't interfere with a valid action. Yet since ICE killed Renee Good, they are increasingly stopping this observation, breaking car windows and …”

People not in Minnesota: please read this excellent summary of what life is like in Minneapolis since the murderous scum ICE swarmed here. And more are on their way. By local reporter / writer / bike dude / legend @dbrauer.net .

"doing a blowjob" is incredible verbiage

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

So excited for you, you have such incredible depths of Gaius depravity yet to experience.

An illustration of a crow with sizable breasts.

starting the year off strong

a couple I just overheard on a walk, having walked in silence for several minutes:

HIM: "...I mean you *can't* kill Robocop, can you?"

HER, YELLING: "NUH-UH. NO. WE AIN'T DOIN THIS AGAIN. YOU GOTTA START BELIEVIN IN YOURSELF, I MIGHT NOT ALWAYS BE AROUND TO DO IT FOR YOU. OF COURSE YOU CAN."

The political apparatus of this country is quite literally constructed atop undeveloped, unincorporated swampland because genocidal maniac Alexander Hamilton realized he could effectively do union busting while simultaneously placating slave owners who didn't want a northern captial.