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David Willoughby

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Gateshead-born London-dwelling arts journalist, film reviewer for The Crack Magazine, MDANT, leftist, cyclist, reference understander, fox enthusiast, toiler at the content coalface, severyanin, liker of nice things, ‘good hair'.

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'Ass' - Yankee Doodle Dandy ovah hyah!

06.03.2026 14:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well, this has completely fucking fallen through. If anyone hears owt please give me a shout, and remember to mark your entries #forfuckssakegetdavidintothepetshopboysobscuregig

06.03.2026 14:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*starts clock*

06.03.2026 14:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I thought it might have been her character from Randall & Hopkirk Deceased remake but that wasn't what she was called

06.03.2026 13:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would say that is definitely Emilia Fox

06.03.2026 13:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*throws incensed reply in bin*

06.03.2026 13:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can't wait for return of the Oasis best fookin' band ever/Oasis stole my lunch money & dun a Brexit discourse though

06.03.2026 13:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I salute your indefatigability

06.03.2026 13:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bsky.app/profile/davi...

06.03.2026 13:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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06.03.2026 12:10 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Frankie Howerd at The Establishment
Frankie Howerd at The Establishment YouTube video by Frankie Howerd - Topic

Reminder on his birthday that the amazing 'Frankie Howerd at the Establishment' is on YouTube. This is the Elvis '68 Comeback Special of saucy innuendo Brit comedy. Warning: features Lance Percival laughing very loudly & weirdly: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLJk... #FrankieHowerd

06.03.2026 10:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Look forward to hearing from you about it. Friday night too!

06.03.2026 10:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They were reluctant to play bad guys but frankly they need the money

06.03.2026 10:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He did wag something about 'Get Streeting' but I thought nothing of it at the time

06.03.2026 10:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Salarymen cameoing in fourth instalment as wicked industrialists wanting to close the carwash down

06.03.2026 10:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Everyone talks to me like that here.

The other day he called me a 'paranoid little creep' by wagging his tail in morse code

06.03.2026 10:12 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not introducing his catchphrase until the second book instalment 'Carwash Fox & the Mystery of the Haunted Biltong Factory'. It's going to be the 'Temple of Doom' of the series in that it's much darker & will take place before events of 'Binjuice of Enchantment'

06.03.2026 10:03 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Asshole Admits To Being Asshole In Supreme Asshole Move KANSAS CITY, MO—Senior sales representative Mark Seversen, already notorious at Aqua-Dek Water Filtration Systems for being an asshole, made the ultimate asshole move Monday when he triumphantly admit...

Big asshole proud of being asshole energy: theonion.com/asshole-admi...

06.03.2026 09:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THE PROPHECY IS FULFILLED!

06.03.2026 09:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At least this one is something substantive. Also, is it the first one where the second person has just opened with 'Nah, that's not what I said, actually'

06.03.2026 09:43 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Pi (1998)

06.03.2026 09:40 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This one fucked me up.

06.03.2026 09:34 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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06.03.2026 09:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIS MOUTH?

06.03.2026 09:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can only assume he's my daemon/spirit animal at this point

06.03.2026 09:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bloke next to me when I took this photo: 'He's lovely, isn't he?'
Me: 'Yeah, & it's always the same one. If you look at his mouth you can tell'
Bloke: 'Er, okay mate, well have a good morning, yeah'

06.03.2026 09:27 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Jesus Christ!

06.03.2026 09:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in captain america 's uniform says i understood that reference ALT: a man in captain america 's uniform says i understood that reference
06.03.2026 09:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Friday wouldn’t be Friday without that dashing quadruped we’ve taken to our hearts & head. In good spirits this morning, he was

06.03.2026 09:21 👍 41 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

Full disclosure: I read that as Cooche Beach

06.03.2026 09:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0