Dan Venezuepstein

You wouldn’t abuse the vulnerable on Easter. But Easterwood.

对不起，我杀了你的渔民

Duìbùqǐ, wǒ shāle nǐ de yúmín

Sorry I killed your fishermen

猪肉越来越贵
小猪越来越累

zhū ròu yuè lái yuè guì
xiǎo zhū yuè lái yuè lèi

Pig meat is more & more expensive
Piggy is more & more tired

Is the Epstein Ballroom big enough to house a war crimes tribunal?

模仿着纳粹的马斯克

用着言论自由，该叫这个人什么我想一想

Sleepy piggy

tired • 累 • lèi

Piggy is tired
小猪累了
Xiǎo zhū lèi le

Invade • 入侵 • rùqīn

Piggy wants to invade the neighbors
小猪要入侵邻居
Xiǎo zhū yào rùqīn línjū

Should • 应该 • yīnggāi

Piggy thinks we should be slaughtered.
小猪认为我们应该被屠宰。
Xiǎo zhū rènwéi wǒmen yīnggāi bèi túzǎi.

Piggy • 小猪 • xiǎo zhū

Piggy signed his name!
小猪签了名！
xiǎo zhū qiānle míng!

once the epstein files are released, we should move on to other things - like inviting maduro for a summit at the epstein ballroom. maduro (in case you don’t know) is the leader of venezuepstein. he’s the prepstein of venezuepstein. he’s been prepstein since 2013 (two-thousand thirstein).

Hey what’s going on with the Epstein files?

US aircraft carrier nears Venezuela in flex of American military power The United States’ most advanced aircraft carrier is expected to reach the waters off Venezuela in days.

He’s moving the country’s biggest aircraft carrier to the coast of Venezuepstein.

apnews.com/article/vene...

i can’t wait to read the amelia epstein files. i mean the earstein files. you know what i mean. the melania earhart files. the earhart epsteins. the epstein files. about the guy with the plane.

2018 email from Epstein including “i know how dirty donald is.”

dirty • 肮脏 • āngzang

I know how dirty Donald is.
我知道唐纳德有多肮脏。
Wǒ zhīdào tángnàdé yǒu duō āngzang.

Venezuepstein!

Let him • 让他 • ràng tā

Let him hang himself.
让他上吊呢。
Ràng tā shàngdiào ba.

Dog • 狗 • gǒu

The dog that hasn’t barked just shat on the carpet again.

没叫的狗又在地毯上拉屎了。

Méi jiào de gǒu yòu zài dìtǎn shàng lā shǐle.

That’s a medical joke.
这就是医学笑话。
Zhè jiùshì yīxué xiàohuà.

Joke • 笑话 • xiàohuà

Drinks • 酒水 • jiǔshuǐ

Will they serve drinks at the Epstein Ballroom? Then it’s an Epstein-Barroom.

爱泼斯坦舞厅会供应酒水吗？那就叫爱泼斯坦巴尔厅了。

Àipōsītǎn wǔtīng huì gōngyìng jiǔshuǐ ma? Nà jiù jiào àipōsītǎn bā‘ěrtīng le.

Four lazy kittens. Above says “Grab us!! At the Epstein Ballroom!” Below says “Adopted kittens may be traumatized by what they’ve seen.” Below that is a shutterstock ID number.

Idea for the Epstein Ballroom: pet adoption days!

“When I fart I fly.”

我放屁的时候就起飞。

wǒ fàng pì de shíhou jiù qǐfēi.

Guys, please stop calling it the Ballstein Eproom. It’s the EPSTEIN BALLROOM.

Ballroom dancing • 交际舞 • jiāojìwǔ

The Epstein Ballroom is for ballroom dancing.
爱泼斯坦舞厅就是为了跳交际舞。
Àipōsītǎn wǔtīng jiùshì wèile tiào jiāojìwǔ.

I understand the People have already named it The Epstein Ballroom.

yes. i like to imagine a future where those of us who ate meat are reviled & our statues torn down.

Release the Earnstein files!

Ha

Trump says Biden is running a 'Gestapo' administration. It's his latest reference to Nazi Germany The “Gestapo administration" remarks is the latest example of the former president using the language of Nazi Germany in his campaign rhetoric.

apnews.com/article/trum...

还是美国可以有一点点尴尬吧

Woman with a headache next to a Tylenol logo.

If • rúguǒ • 如果

If you have a headache from reading the Epstein files, consider Tylenol.

如果阅读爱泼斯坦档案让你头痛，请考虑服用泰诺。

Rúguǒ yuèdú àipōsītǎn dàng'àn ràng nǐ tóutòng, qǐng kǎolǜ fúyòng tài nuò.