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the bluesky experience:

The weirdly muscular Jabba from the new Star Wars movie

When I order a quarter pounder and 20 McNuggets but ask for water instead of a coke

"i feel so powerless what am i supposed to do" buy a bag of bird seed and feed it to a coma patient. film yourself jacking off to dragonball hentai at laguardia airport

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BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope our ugly users are hit by a high speed train.

BLUESKY POSTER: Sir, I run a food bank for coma orphans! Why would you say such a thing?

BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope all the endangered animals on earth die. I hope the sky is choked with black smoke forever.

chris pratt making a stupid face (more stupid than usual i mean)

chris pratt as Wash gets stabbed in the chest and turns to the camera and makes this face

april as river obviously

instead of a continuation of the series they should just do a shot for shot remake of firefly with the entire cast of parks and rec

hell, put young sheldon in there. fuck it

they should team up with the walking dead and do firefly forever, make alan tudyk a goofy zombie with good zingers and you could squeeze another dozen seasons out i think

can’t stop the signal

normally i’m a “i’ll try it once” kinda guy but this has me questioning

it’s really cool how regular bonuses have been replaced with pizza parties at my job like we’re all 5 years old, and if you point that out you get neither bonus nor pizzas

i hardly know her!

trying to think of a good analogy for the administration realizing they don’t have a use for kristi noem anymore due to her aggressive personality and getting rid of her but nothing is coming to mind.

happy birthday!

until a ceo freebases a burger shut up

they're turning me evil tomorrow. they claim it's to "thicken the plot"

it's Keep Your Cool Wednesday. It's where you keep your cool midweek instead of losing your fucking shit and crashing the fuck out.

all i got is these amateurnouns

hmm, more accessible belly for rubbing, i’m a fan

i dont use this app. its too federated. my eyes cant handle all that protocol. i just want to pipe my dick into a central server where the admins can kill me for existing

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brutal

i could actually see RFK doing something like this lmao

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