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im like if larry david was a 25 year old girl tkaronto

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trouple costume ideas: michael jacksons remember the time music video

28.02.2026 08:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the hella mega tour never making it to toronto is honestly in the top 5 worst things to happen in my life

28.02.2026 08:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

feb 27th seemed like a crazy day for torontos emergency responders

28.02.2026 08:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Doug Ford is out of touch with the challenges that students and new grads are facing like a record high youth unemployment rate and the worst housing crisis in Ontario’s history.

Ford needs to drop the avocado toast rhetoric.

18.02.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

need to go to sleep but ink master is soo good

15.02.2026 06:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

cell service on line 5 now is big

toronto

12.02.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

manifesting something very horrible to happen to the person who was so rude to the girl working at dolce and gourmand that she was crying

11.02.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

rewatching new girl bc we need millennial optimism rn

09.02.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

jacob balshins videos are the worst thing to happen to toronto comedy

09.02.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
ttc line 5 lrt. on the east bound platform, train is approaching. text on image, all uppercase: "it's real yippiee"

ttc line 5 lrt. on the east bound platform, train is approaching. text on image, all uppercase: "it's real yippiee"

obligatory line 5 opening post bc i got to ride it on its opening day

08.02.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sorry to the line 5 shuttle bus driver who was trying to be helpful to me but i already know exactly where im going/how to get there

08.02.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The sun will rise in #Toronto #Ontario tomorrow at 7:27, 74 seconds earlier than the day before.
It will set at 17:36, 82 seconds later than the day before.

06.02.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

unreal

07.02.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But that would risk opening up ministerial and Metrolinx decisions to public scrutiny!

We can’t have that!

06.02.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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And yet the Ford government will take over multiple school boards on the premise that they have mismanaged their finances.

06.02.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 218 πŸ” 87 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 6

my biggest regret as a toronto resident is voting for brad bradford for mayor based off a cbc candidate comparison article

05.02.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

2 guys will take up 4 seats on the bus bc they arent gay

05.02.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

both my mom and grandma have received fraudulent highway 407 bills in the mall. my mom is legally not allowed to drive and doesnt have a car, my grandma has never been on the 407

#ontario

04.02.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FEB 8TH EGLINTON LRT WILL OPEN WE DID IT GUYS

26.01.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Honestly. I’m bored. So fried pickles for the wife.

25.01.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 2279 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 137 πŸ“Œ 14

when patrick proposes <3333 wow

25.01.2026 12:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

parks and rec is 15 years old........ im spiralling

25.01.2026 12:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ive literally never seen an ad on roku live tv that wasnt just for another live channel... why tf is there a poppi ad. that is so random

25.01.2026 11:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

drunk and watching patrick come out to his parents.... wow

25.01.2026 11:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i am drunk and its 6:30am

25.01.2026 11:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

4 am and im watching schitts creek on roku live and drinking the half bottle of orange wine in my fridge

25.01.2026 09:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the crushing realization that my family is dead and im alone

24.01.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Yeah, well, I’m going to build my own Board of Peace with Blackjack and Hookers

Yeah, well, I’m going to build my own Board of Peace with Blackjack and Hookers

In fact, Forget the Board of Peace

In fact, Forget the Board of Peace

23.01.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

what if i mixed a strawberry protein shake with a shot of espresso ?????!!! is it good

22.01.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Green Party of Canada text graphic on a dark green background with a rounded white card and green circle logo. Text reads: β€œIn 2025, billionaire wealth reached a new record high in Canada. At the same time, another record was broken. In March 2025 over 2.1 million Canadians needed help from food banks because they couldn't afford groceries. It’s time to end wealth hoarding. A wealth tax on fortunes over $10M can fund an affordable future for all. #WealthTaxNow”

Green Party of Canada text graphic on a dark green background with a rounded white card and green circle logo. Text reads: β€œIn 2025, billionaire wealth reached a new record high in Canada. At the same time, another record was broken. In March 2025 over 2.1 million Canadians needed help from food banks because they couldn't afford groceries. It’s time to end wealth hoarding. A wealth tax on fortunes over $10M can fund an affordable future for all. #WealthTaxNow”

No one should need a food bank in a country as wealthy as Canada. It’s time to end wealth hoarding with a wealth tax on fortunes over $10M, and fund a future we can all afford. #WealthTaxNow

21.01.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0