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On the losing end of a wishbone, and I won't pretend not to mind im muffinlord hello he/him Ham radio extra class KB3UJR Battletech, plastic models, video games, wheel of fortune, third rate poster, well-meaning moron minimumviable.website

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(Polio. It's polio)

07.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 534 πŸ” 234 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 16
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Pink Guy and an Orange Guy are sitting in the cinema. Pink Guy is munching popcorn and Orange Guy is slurping fizzy pop.
Pink Guy points up at screen and says β€œis that guy cool?”

Panel 2:
Orange Guy pauses drinking and replies β€œhe just blew up a school full of kids”

Panel 3:
Pink Guy says β€œNo, I knowβ€œ

Panel 4:
We see the anti-hero on screen. He is wearing a purple t-shirt and a baseball cap facing backwards.

Pink Guy continues, β€œbut his cap is so BACKWARDS”

4 panel comic Panel 1: A Pink Guy and an Orange Guy are sitting in the cinema. Pink Guy is munching popcorn and Orange Guy is slurping fizzy pop. Pink Guy points up at screen and says β€œis that guy cool?” Panel 2: Orange Guy pauses drinking and replies β€œhe just blew up a school full of kids” Panel 3: Pink Guy says β€œNo, I knowβ€œ Panel 4: We see the anti-hero on screen. He is wearing a purple t-shirt and a baseball cap facing backwards. Pink Guy continues, β€œbut his cap is so BACKWARDS”

media literacy 2026

07.03.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 1908 πŸ” 351 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 15
there once was a filthy old deacon
a savant at getting his freak on
he'd just shout at his flock
while slapping his cock
til to death he was finally beaten

there once was a filthy old deacon a savant at getting his freak on he'd just shout at his flock while slapping his cock til to death he was finally beaten

07.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 348 πŸ” 96 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
07.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 1142 πŸ” 168 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 1
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so glad he didn't overreact

07.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 357 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo

07.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 6570 πŸ” 1239 πŸ’¬ 129 πŸ“Œ 47
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06.03.2026 13:57 πŸ‘ 1730 πŸ” 470 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 22
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That’s def not him

07.03.2026 06:06 πŸ‘ 170 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2
tenchi masaki from tenchi muyo dressed in a grey schoolgirl uniform walks through a scifi scanner thingie

tenchi masaki from tenchi muyo dressed in a grey schoolgirl uniform walks through a scifi scanner thingie

a computer screen showing his skeleton and a DNA strand, captioned dialog reads "everything looks okay"

a computer screen showing his skeleton and a DNA strand, captioned dialog reads "everything looks okay"

the space cop or whatever says "but did you know your frame is very masculine?"

the space cop or whatever says "but did you know your frame is very masculine?"

tenchi says "uh, i... have a father who's a man"

tenchi says "uh, i... have a father who's a man"

it's a pleasant surprise if you find a crossdressing character in a 90s anime and the joke being told is funny

07.03.2026 11:04 πŸ‘ 3942 πŸ” 1215 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 19
Character study for Lobo from DC Comics

Character study for Lobo from DC Comics

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07.03.2026 12:48 πŸ‘ 100 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
a screenshot from cruelty squad

a screenshot from cruelty squad

really enjoying marathon, the design aesthetic and colors are so unique and fun

07.03.2026 04:15 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I can't stop thinking about this video

18.02.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 1218 πŸ” 452 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

this is like

the thesis statement of our times

07.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 3939 πŸ” 951 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

i feel like this is all happening cause we stopped pumping up the jam

07.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 1107 πŸ” 279 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 0
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Prawn Salon

05.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 299 πŸ” 89 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 4
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Unreal tournament 2004 propaganda

26.02.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 230 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot of a website.

title: Synth or Gundam?
text: Is XXXG-00W0 a synth or a Gundam?

buttons that say "synth" and "gundam"

below is a score box with zeros for total score, correct, and incorrect

screenshot of a website. title: Synth or Gundam? text: Is XXXG-00W0 a synth or a Gundam? buttons that say "synth" and "gundam" below is a score box with zeros for total score, correct, and incorrect

put this thing i made back online. it's called Synth or Gundam? synthorgundam.com

06.03.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3

it's the bow! every time i try to use the wooden bow it crashes!

06.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

like i played for like an hour and a half and it was fine but it's crashed three times in a half-hour on me

06.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

oh man i keep getting crashes on the second mission but the first one was fine???

06.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah just starting out seems to be kinda slow but the metaprogression makes me feel like i'm gonna be getting somewhere eventually

06.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot from the game Icarus of my dude in the drop pod at the beginning of a mission. Not the game Satisfactory. Although I just started playing for the first time so I really can't tell if it's a satisfactory game or not yet.

screenshot from the game Icarus of my dude in the drop pod at the beginning of a mission. Not the game Satisfactory. Although I just started playing for the first time so I really can't tell if it's a satisfactory game or not yet.

my satisfactory looks weird all of a sudden

06.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

They gotta pay these people more. You want people to not be stressed as hell you need to fill up on staffing and i don't know why companies don't goddamn understand this

06.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I lost my cool with the guy from the usual Kroger though and he lit me up for it. Clearly having a fuckin time of it

06.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I only had to make one call? Fuckin awesome

06.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah we're doing the pharmacy dance for the kid today. The reality of ADHD is that you will never escape the dance

06.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa)

BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history.
REGINALD: Wow! What's it do?

BEARTATO: It... what?
REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do?

(Beartato thinks.)

BEARTATO: I don't know.

REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do?

EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this!

(The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet)
MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk!

(Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

06.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 6581 πŸ” 1481 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 13

Man it's really nice out and i don't have any nice weather things needing doing

06.03.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The biggest obstacle in your whole plan is that the battery of your average electric wheelydo weighs like a thousand or so pounds but it would be pretty cool to just be able to disable it on a whim without it fucking up all the other computer parts

06.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw a concept like this in a book as a kid and I've always kinda wondered why there isn't just a huge battery swap station that takes your old battery out and slaps a new one in it, feels like it might be safer than shooting a billion volts into them at once

06.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0