DURING dinner at a restaurant recently I told the waiter, "l'd like a glass of water, please. " Imagine my surprise when he simply nodded, then replied "Still?' The idea that I would have inexplicably changed my mind about this drink order just seconds after making it seemed so ridiculous that I decided not to leave him a tip. T Ellen, London
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I HAD a look at the Periodic Table the other day and Christ, what a load of rubbish. Who's ever heard of Molybdenum or Astatine or Hafnium? Come on scientists, stick to everyday elements that we are all familiar with, like wood, glass and sand. Ben Nunn, Caterham
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Blood and wee should be on there surely.
RUIN the reputation of a new co- worker by starting to steal from colleagues and leaving massive shits unflushed in the works toilets soon after they arrive, and then refraining from these activities whenever they are off. Mike Tatham, St. Andrews
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Tommy Robinson visited the US State Department today at the invite of the Trump administration.
He's Britain's most prominent far-right street thug with criminal convictions for assault, violence, fraud, stalking & harassment.
He was jailed in 2012 for trying to enter the US with a false passport.
They have no shame
Hey, NYT!
I fixed your headline. Do better next time.
🗃️ In 2020, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi ripped up President Donald Trump’s prepared remarks at the conclusion of his State of the Union address.
The State of the Union: the president is a corrupt demented sex criminal who tried to overthrow the constitution.
A rose-ringed (or ring-necked) parakeet, hanging precariously from a bird feeder filled with suet balls.
Caught this character in the garden this morning. A lovable rogue.
Guess where?
BREAKING
Former ICE agent:
On my first day training new cadets, I received secretive orders to teach them to violate the Constitution by entering homes without a judicial warrant.
Elizabeth Warren: "This one is to me not even open or arguable. How would the US government keep money that the Supreme Court said it did not legally collect from American businesses, that it did not legally take away from American families that ultimately paid this?"
😕
Could be a she. They both have the red breast.
“She’s not from here.”
Washington Post.
Good thing Fox doesn’t do this.
If this country was truly “pro-life,” we would have Medicare for All, a Green New Deal, gun reform, universal child care, and a living wage.
The right-wing agenda isn’t about “life.”
It’s about control.
Wait til Melania hears about this. Ahahahahah filthy bastard.
Today, the Trump administration repealed the endangerment finding: the ruling that served as the basis for limits on tailpipe emissions and power plant rules. Without it, we’ll be less safe, less healthy and less able to fight climate change—all so the fossil fuel industry can make even more money.
WATTERS: "Do I come across as ... [a fascist?]"
@jessicatarlov.bsky.social: "Yes!"
Trump is threatening to block construction of a publicly owned bridge connecting Detroit and Canada, despite supporting the project in his first term.
A billionaire who privately owns a competing bridge met with Howard Lutnick just days before Trump announced his opposition.
Funny how that works.
May your favorite superhero be played by Nicholaus Cage phoning it in and chewing the scenery like a goddamn asshole for the paycheck.
‘Who is she protecting?’
Take a wild guess.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Very fond of this Mr Hyde by Grickle, look at that lovely Mr Hyde face
Here is my conclusion after sitting through Maxwell's deposition with her refusing to answer a single question about the men who raped underage girls, saying she would only do so for clemency.
She must immediately be sent back to the maximum security prison where she belongs.
my grandmother died in 1992 so i have no idea if i’ve continued to get more handsome since then
Secretary Howard Lutnick lied to the country about his ties to Epstein.
Now we learned that they were in business together.
He has no business being our Commerce Secretary.
He should resign.
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