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Game-dev at CIG, never remembers to post anything

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First off, I didn't throw "some bug" at you. I threw my specially trained war scorpion. Secondly, please give it back.

07.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 374 πŸ” 124 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

Labour FB account has been... interesting, for the last few days.
Like, "don't want people to take us seriously ever again" interesting.

27.02.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Our candidate was even a TERF and somehow she *still* didn't win!"

27.02.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In case there was any doubt, Labour also went ahead and proudly posted it on their Facebook page, like a cat taking you to see what it was sick over.

27.02.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gods, this reminds me of an ex-boss who wanted to plan how to package our (high-end, high time investment) PC game as a Facebook game, because he'd seen the stats about how many people play Facebook games.

20.02.2026 10:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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17.02.2026 10:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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hollywood is COOKED

something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎

17.02.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 1643 πŸ” 374 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 8
William Blake’s illustration for β€œThe Tyger” has what appears to be a dippy grin for some reason.

William Blake’s illustration for β€œThe Tyger” has what appears to be a dippy grin for some reason.

The wonderful thing about Tyggers
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night

What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!

04.02.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 1076 πŸ” 428 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 19
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Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.

11.02.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 5339 πŸ” 1825 πŸ’¬ 105 πŸ“Œ 322

Are we talking the old one or the new one?

23.01.2026 11:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Laura Palmer's Theme

23.12.2025 18:11 πŸ‘ 2199 πŸ” 996 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 57

Attachment issues

14.08.2025 17:25 πŸ‘ 5480 πŸ” 1138 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 2

Preparing Xmas dinner...
Me: Will that stuff you've got in the oven want to come out soon?
Amie: SHIT shitshitshitshitshit

24.12.2025 20:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#1984 rb.gy/txr7wg

11.12.2025 20:33 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3
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20.12.2025 01:40 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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FLAT FUCK IS COMING TO TOWN!!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS GATOR LOVERS!!

19.12.2025 15:38 πŸ‘ 1281 πŸ” 589 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 25
The inside of a fridge, my hand squeezing a syringe connected the the fridge's fridge-hole

The inside of a fridge, my hand squeezing a syringe connected the the fridge's fridge-hole

They never tell you in school that one day you'll have to give your fridge an enema

04.12.2025 22:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

aroo

23.11.2025 21:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this not @falconryfinance.bsky.social

21.11.2025 14:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Diagram showing a square and a hex terrain grid with water and land, simplified by the dual grid. On the square grid each boundary slice is a rectangle between the midpoints of 4 adjacent tiles. On the hex grid it’s a tringle between 3.

Diagram showing a square and a hex terrain grid with water and land, simplified by the dual grid. On the square grid each boundary slice is a rectangle between the midpoints of 4 adjacent tiles. On the hex grid it’s a tringle between 3.

Wish I'd taken the time to figure out @oskarstalberg.bsky.social's dual grid concept earlier. It simplifies everything so much while also enabling nicer tile shapes.

In short: instead of designing tiles, design the boundary slices between them.

21.11.2025 09:44 πŸ‘ 292 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

He's just pleased to see you

21.11.2025 08:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lieutenant Columbo before and after I offered to help investigate my business partner's murder.

16.11.2025 21:38 πŸ‘ 295 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0
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Every single time this gets me!!

15.11.2025 13:11 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

If only he had made it a funny number, like $69 trillion.

14.11.2025 13:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, tortillas are better than bread for a lot of things. Once you get over the weirdness of a thin, rolled up PBJ, you can really start to appreciate it.

29.10.2025 12:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The prepper bunker that ChatGPT cheerfully reports it has almost finished building for him.

20.10.2025 09:45 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i am going to try to give a framework of my own understanding which laypeople can understand.

13.10.2025 18:36 πŸ‘ 384 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 20

Mutant Enemy doesn't exist any more and isn't a science body, but they could have given you a GRR ARG

13.10.2025 08:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There's got to be some science body that will give you an ARG after your name too

13.10.2025 08:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this leading up to some kind of anagram reveal

13.10.2025 08:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0