I just wrote the words "nuts and bolts" in an email and Gemini told me I should say "fundamentals" instead, and I am apoplectic. I'm sorry a pile of nuts and bolts was your MOM but some of us can write our own emails.
What a deeply evil and pathetic time
It’s incredibly frustrating that no corruption, no recklessness, no perversion is enough for the people capable of removing President Trump to remove President Trump.
There are so many reasons to hate prediction markets, but tonight it’s because while playing my dumb little mobile game that I hate, I was served a Kalshi ad that was just like, up close on Trump’s face? Then Vance’s, then Trump’s again? Fuck me for trying to have a little rest?
"American innovation" now refers to making a kind of atrocity cronut by combining insider trading with war crimes.
I don’t know what my point is but the government killed 100 children on the first day of bombings and there are members of Congress still supporting more bombings and that is a grotesque level of inhumanity I cannot reckon with.
Been weighing whether to post the thoughts I had about The Breadwinner trailer on the day we went to war with Iran?
pretty stunning chart
I’m glad that the JFK Jr-CBK Love Story gets the important history right: Mark Wahlberg sucks.
lmao
I feel like he's talked about NOT doing stand-up (as such) when talking to stand-ups on his podcast, like kind of a lot?
(The man stands up, hilariously, but that is not stand up.)
A chunk of text from The New Yorker reading: Conan O’Brien is sixty-two, and he has done, more or less, everything in modern American comedy. President of the Harvard Lampoon. Writer for “Saturday Night Live” and then “The Simpsons.” “Late Night,” starting in 1993. The whole controversy with Jay Leno and the “Tonight Show,” in late 2009. “Conan,” on TBS. A long career in standup. Podcasting. Back in the day, he was a drummer in the Bad Clams. Not a good band, but O’Brien did become a pretty decent guitar player, as you can hear in his performance, with Jack White, of the Eddie Cochran classic “Twenty Flight Rock.” and "A long career in standup." is highlighted
Fact check!!!
"News is a record of things that have happened."
On the long list of things I can't believe need to be explained to adults with power these days, NEWS IS A RECORD OF THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED. Kalshi is not the new journalism you mouthbreathing wallet jockey fucks. www.theverge.com/business/881...
Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
Also this tweet does not apply to Promising Young Woman, which you can criticize anywhere, including for a significant portion of my eulogy, if need be; fuck that movie.
I don’t make the rules but if you go on the internet* and defend any decision Emerald Fennel makes, you’re a royalist. But also if you go on the internet* and criticize any decision Emerald Fennel makes, you’re a narc.
*not on Letterboxd! That’s the time and place!
I honestly think High Potential might have done it twice?
Can someone make me a supercut of all the network procedurals who have duped live forever Bryan Johnson and then murdered him? I will also accept ones where he’s the murderer.
It’s important to find something in the Epstein files just for YOU. Mine is when Jeffrey KEPT trying and failing to hang out with Gilbert Gottfried and ask him what elementary school he went to.
A Reuters photographer captured this image of a page from Pam Bondi's "burn book," which she used to counter any questions from Democratic lawmakers during an unhinged hearing today.
It looks like the DOJ monitored members of Congress’s searches of the unredacted Epstein files.
Just wow.
They tried to arrest people for saying "you should follow the law" which really tells you where we are at lol
Of all the texts that ask for money, the ones that do wacky things with fonts…
This dude is intense and correct
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
with his $253.2 billion, Jeff Bezos could afford to pay 100 sportswriters $100,000 a year for the next 25,000 years
I know "boomers typing haha" but seriously what is up with all the equals signs SPECIFICALLY in those emails
The arrests of Lemon and Fort are intended to deter journalists from doing work we need them to do, and that the First Amendment was meant to protect. DOJ should drop these prosecutions or the courts should throw them out. knightcolumbia.org/content/knig...
