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girl on the internet software engineer / game developer / professional procrastinator πŸ’™πŸ©·πŸ€

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one of my fave things is mocking men over the β€œmental health epidemic” they claim to experience, as a gender.

go talk to your friends sir. the epidemic is in your head, and the cure is quite literally to touch grass.

01.06.2025 15:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

inverse kinematics

25.04.2025 23:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

and yet here I am

18.04.2025 15:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

can someone explain to me why men are…the way they are πŸ˜ͺ

18.04.2025 15:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

me spelling Halapeno not because I can’t spell but because the H is next to the J

16.04.2025 13:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

constantly thinking about the time I went on a date with a mega conservative guy like 2 years ago who somehow didn’t know I was trans and got a $150 meal out of it πŸ₯΄

06.03.2025 17:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Aimonetti Justin	Aimonetti, Justin W.	Justin.W.Aimonetti@doge.eop.gov
Altik Jacob	Altik, Jacob R.	Jacob.R.Altik@doge.eop.gov
Armstrong	Anthony	Armstrong, Anthony J.	Anthony.J.Armstrong@doge.eop.gov
Balajadia	Jennifer	Balajadia, Jennifer	Jennifer.Balajadia@doge.eop.gov
Beynon	Alexandra	Beynon, Alexandra T.	Alexandra.T.Beynon@doge.eop.govBiasini	Riccardo	Biasini, Riccardo N.	Riccardo.N.Biasini@doge.eop.gov
Bobba	Akash	Bobba, Akash N.	Akash.N.Bobba@doge.eop.gov
Boizelle	Ashley	Boizelle, Ashley S.	Ashley.S.Boizelle@doge.eop.gov
Bryant	Emily	Bryant, Emily L.	Emily.L.Bryant@doge.eop.gov
Burnham	James	Burnham, James	James.Burnham@doge.eop.gov
Coristine	Edward	Coristine, Edward H.	Edward.H.Coristine@doge.eop.gov
Davis	Steven	Davis, Steven M.	Steven.M.Davis@doge.eop.gov
Elez	Marko	Elez, Marko	Marko.Elez@doge.eop.gov
Farritor	Luke	Farritor, Luke E.	Luke.E.Farritor@doge.eop.gov
Fox	Joshua	Fox, Joshua	Joshua.Fox@doge.eop.gov
Hanley	Joshua	Hanley, Joshua A.	Joshua.A.Hanley@doge.eop.gov
Holmes	Stephanie	Holmes, Stephanie M.	Stephanie.M.Holmes@doge.eop.gov
Killian	Gautier	Killian, Gautier C.	Gautier.C.Killian@doge.eop.gov
Kmiec	Keenan	Kmiec, Keenan D.	Keenan.D.Kmiec@doge.eop.gov
Lahera	Nicholas	Lahera, Nicholas	Nicholas.Lahera@doge.eop.gov
Lindemann	Kendall	Lindemann, Kendall M.	Kendall.M.Lindemann@doge.eop.gov
Musk	Elon	Musk, Elon R.	erm71@who.eop.gov
Peters	Noah	Peters, Noah	Noah.Peters@doge.eop.gov
Rajpal	Nikhil	Rajpal, Nikhil	Nikhil.Rajpal@doge.eop.gov
Ramada	Adam	Ramada, Adam	Adam.Ramada@doge.eop.gov
Raynor	Austin	Raynor, Austin L.	Austin.L.Raynor@doge.eop.gov
Schutt	Kyle	Schutt, Kyle L.	Kyle.L.Schutt@doge.eop.gov
Shaotran	Ethan	Shaotran, Ethan	Ethan.Shaotran@doge.eop.gov
Smith	Brad	Smith, Brad M.	Brad.M.Smith@doge.eop.gov
Stanley	Christopher	Stanley, Christopher A.	Christopher.Stanley@doge.eop.gov
Wick	Jordan	Wick, Jordan K.	Jordan.K.Wick@doge.eop.gov
Wiles	Susan	Wiles, Susan S.	Susan.S.Wiles@doge.eop.gov

Aimonetti Justin Aimonetti, Justin W. Justin.W.Aimonetti@doge.eop.gov Altik Jacob Altik, Jacob R. Jacob.R.Altik@doge.eop.gov Armstrong Anthony Armstrong, Anthony J. Anthony.J.Armstrong@doge.eop.gov Balajadia Jennifer Balajadia, Jennifer Jennifer.Balajadia@doge.eop.gov Beynon Alexandra Beynon, Alexandra T. Alexandra.T.Beynon@doge.eop.govBiasini Riccardo Biasini, Riccardo N. Riccardo.N.Biasini@doge.eop.gov Bobba Akash Bobba, Akash N. Akash.N.Bobba@doge.eop.gov Boizelle Ashley Boizelle, Ashley S. Ashley.S.Boizelle@doge.eop.gov Bryant Emily Bryant, Emily L. Emily.L.Bryant@doge.eop.gov Burnham James Burnham, James James.Burnham@doge.eop.gov Coristine Edward Coristine, Edward H. Edward.H.Coristine@doge.eop.gov Davis Steven Davis, Steven M. Steven.M.Davis@doge.eop.gov Elez Marko Elez, Marko Marko.Elez@doge.eop.gov Farritor Luke Farritor, Luke E. Luke.E.Farritor@doge.eop.gov Fox Joshua Fox, Joshua Joshua.Fox@doge.eop.gov Hanley Joshua Hanley, Joshua A. Joshua.A.Hanley@doge.eop.gov Holmes Stephanie Holmes, Stephanie M. Stephanie.M.Holmes@doge.eop.gov Killian Gautier Killian, Gautier C. Gautier.C.Killian@doge.eop.gov Kmiec Keenan Kmiec, Keenan D. Keenan.D.Kmiec@doge.eop.gov Lahera Nicholas Lahera, Nicholas Nicholas.Lahera@doge.eop.gov Lindemann Kendall Lindemann, Kendall M. Kendall.M.Lindemann@doge.eop.gov Musk Elon Musk, Elon R. erm71@who.eop.gov Peters Noah Peters, Noah Noah.Peters@doge.eop.gov Rajpal Nikhil Rajpal, Nikhil Nikhil.Rajpal@doge.eop.gov Ramada Adam Ramada, Adam Adam.Ramada@doge.eop.gov Raynor Austin Raynor, Austin L. Austin.L.Raynor@doge.eop.gov Schutt Kyle Schutt, Kyle L. Kyle.L.Schutt@doge.eop.gov Shaotran Ethan Shaotran, Ethan Ethan.Shaotran@doge.eop.gov Smith Brad Smith, Brad M. Brad.M.Smith@doge.eop.gov Stanley Christopher Stanley, Christopher A. Christopher.Stanley@doge.eop.gov Wick Jordan Wick, Jordan K. Jordan.K.Wick@doge.eop.gov Wiles Susan Wiles, Susan S. Susan.S.Wiles@doge.eop.gov

It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!

06.03.2025 17:21 πŸ‘ 33910 πŸ” 15276 πŸ’¬ 1159 πŸ“Œ 1611

half the USA reads at a middle school level. children are growing up functionally illiterate.

but god damn am I glad English is our β€œofficial” language πŸ™„

this country is a joke.

06.03.2025 14:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

and he’s so lightning fast about it too (bc of course he is) that by the time the β€œmake a substitution” texts came thru this man was already checking out 😭

is the point of instacart that you don’t actually get the items you ordered, and instead end up with a mystery box curated by your shopper???

16.02.2025 21:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what even is the point of instacart? what’s the selling point? that some dude who has never grocery shopped in his life can wander blindly down the aisles and decide items are β€œout of stock” bc he doesn’t see them in 3.85 seconds??

sir i GUARANTEE they have butter.

16.02.2025 21:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hilarious

04.02.2025 19:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

80's: Imagine words as a person

2000's: Imagine 90 triangles as a person

2020's: They turned down the soft body physics of her breast mesh you can really tell if I set p.gravity to 0.7. The swing limits and constraints are halved, and the damping is basically locking them to her chest.

04.02.2025 05:10 πŸ‘ 350 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 3

my main question for RFK jr once he takes office is how many pizza rolls would he recommend an adult woman eat on a semi regular basis

31.01.2025 23:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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the next 4 years will be such a bittersweet β€œI told you so” πŸ˜ͺ

20.01.2025 15:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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accidental renaissance πŸŒ…

lilo is a purrito

14.01.2025 00:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My lust for McDonald’s snack wraps is insatiable

If they don’t return soon idk what I will do with myself 😭

14.01.2025 00:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do this weird thing where I get on a new social media (like bluesky), try to make it work for a little bit, then just abandon it for some reason…

Trying not to do that this time. I really need to try and spend more time here and less time on places like FB.

13.01.2025 13:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My last reply was kinda harsh, the guy we’re talking with appears to speak German natively β€” there may just be a slight language barrier.

Bot is still on the table tho πŸ˜‚

17.12.2024 21:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The two patterns are not mutually exclusive β€” you can inject singleton instances that are stored in the container.

This is the case for any well designed DI system

17.12.2024 21:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Those sorts of people will exist in every area of the industry, not just here with laravel. How about people who can’t write queries without doctrine? Or any kind of ORM? Symfony has them too.

17.12.2024 21:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You don’t need to use every part of the framework for it to be a useful foundation. We agree there is are a lot of unnecessary pieces to laravel β€” so don’t use them.

As a foundation for a web app, it serves its purpose quite well

17.12.2024 20:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate facades, I prefer as dependency injection directly into the class.

Singletons are a well accepted design pattern, avoiding them out of principle is a bad idea.

Static functions have their time and place. See above comments on DI/singletons.

Laravel has psr support.

17.12.2024 20:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Finally, I have never once stated any framework (especially laravel) is β€œbest”. The only person who’s made comments in a context of β€œbest and worst” is you: claiming that laravel is objectively β€œbad”, and β€œthe sole bottleneck” of web applications.

17.12.2024 20:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When trying to get details on these opinions, you’ve called into question my own programming experience, the experience of others in this thread, and you’ve made generalizations that anyone using a particular framework must be naive or misled.

This is what prompted my β€œfuck you”.

17.12.2024 20:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Your first reply in this entire thread I agree with, yes: β€œlaravel is bloatware” β€” to an extent. Your subsequent conversation with @nathanheffley.com has a lot of points I disagree with, such as the idea that laravel is β€œprogrammed poorly” or that it is an objectively poor choice of framework.

17.12.2024 20:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

No: years experience, projects developed, title. Salary is just a cherry on top, and a way of companies telling you they know you know your shit.

17.12.2024 20:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Right back at ya buddy. You talk like a tech magazine editor, someone who has never written a lick of actual code.

I’ll stay getting paid a lot of money for the β€œsenior software engineer” title I apparently don’t deserve, according to you 🀣

17.12.2024 20:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t understand the question lol

Most of my current day job isn’t even laravel, it’s Wordpress (ew) and vanilla php. Still use laravel for some stuff. Current side projects are almost exclusively cpp for game dev.

17.12.2024 20:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also not sure how this reply relates to my previous message: symfony COMPONENTS are used to BUILD parts of the laravel FRAMEWORK.

Is that clear enough for ya?

17.12.2024 20:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

?? I’ve been working with php for 15+ years lol long before laravel was even a thing.

I know python, golang, c and c++, js/ts. I understand software architecture VERY well lol

Again with the ad hominem. Are you a junior dev by chance? πŸ˜‚

17.12.2024 20:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0