TxG00se

Why didn’t he just do that at his shitty Florida resort?

I’d love to see if the president can pass the current citizenship test

Where’s his other hand?

He’s on East Germany’s side?

I vote that he is straight up stupid.

A lot of people say “he is risen” on Easter Sunday. But they don’t have any slogans for Good Friday. I got some strange looks when I suggested “Hangtime” for the holiday.

So, he’s 195 lbs now?

Shout out to the top five offs in the world, dance, blast, strogan, David Hasselh and hands.

Did you go back for the wrestling?

Same playbook as before. If it fails, it’s Obama/Biden’s fault. And his cult will go along with it.

If you’re wondering who the Elon Musk staffers are, the Office of Personnel Management (OPM) has several Musk staffers, including Amanda Scales, Brian Bjelde, Stephen Duarte, Christina Hanna, and Bryanne-Michelle Mlodzianowski.

Map showing historical territories in the U.S. Southwest, highlighting Texas, Mexico, and key battles from the Mexico invasion by the US.

Context: Mexico accepted US settlers in Texas but then they refused to follow the law, when Mexico tried to enforce anti-slavery laws the USians formed terrorist groups and declared themselves independent forming "Texas", when outgunned the US invaded Mexico and occupied / stole half the territory.

47,000+ Palestinians killed. 111,000 injured.

Trump’s response? Forcibly expel Palestinians to make Gaza “a real estate development for the future. A beautiful piece of land.” 

No. Gaza must be rebuilt for the Palestinian people, not billionaire tourists.

They’re totally gonna bone.

What war? Meanwhile groceries and gas are getting more expensive

I thought his plan was to send them back.

I hate this time of the year.

I saw a poll where they said cnn is high.

He sounds like he’s weakening.

I gave people too much credit. I figured they would vote for the candidate that wasn’t whining and vowing revenge.

All I know is that there is a penguin molester on the run, and his name is Thomas.

Thomas is no longer listed as a notable resident. Perhaps he moved.

Oh my.

Oklahoma does suck

The stormy morning turned into a pretty nice day.

Good to have you here.

Booo

I did both.

Or just wanted to live