Halcyon Ember

gosh

Before cell phones you could just leave someone a note on the kitchen counter and never see them again

It's a rough time for vampires, imagine having to try and find a meal no one will care is missing...

The internet was, perhaps, a mistake

Genuinely don't remember what it looked like and it's not worth transphobia

...weather machine?

She

I have them blocked and I dunno why but i guess I was forewarned

A woman of culture

The face of evil

looks fine to me

The fact they're not doing this to men means it's just a tax on women's competition
but at least it will be "fair" right?

A comic drawn digitally with two panels. First panel has one black cat on the left asking a white cat on the right "so what do you do for a living?" Second panel the white cat answered with a silly face "My best?"

don't we all

#art #cuteart #comic #cat

Man, one of the things that really bugs me sometimes is that so much of my life is consumed by fatigue and pain and medication that suppresses or changes things that I barely remember what being horny feels like.

Heh

Maybe he did, though I suspect it would be more “thou shouldst order an burger for thine companion” or something

When your GF is a snake girl so she wants to live somewhere warm but you’re a big fluffy dog girl

If only they had more interest in what government ministers were doing with actual paedophiles

Begging people from the US to learn literally anything about the history of Eastern Europe

and face sitting

"UK to ban all porn as people who have sex abuse children and depicting people having sex may cause them to have sex with children"

Gonna be real, I don't think step sister porn is causing people to abuse children, but what do I know?

Wishing them a very "pay taxes you wealthy fucks"