doktor ross sewage

I love that they made this figure and I like throwing him in my admin photos

swamp ass and swamp thing imply the existence of swamp taint

this was tripping me tf out for like 30 seconds before i realized what i was seeing

everyone likes to talk about how cool Barbecue v3 1992 is but never wanna talk about how at age 16 in Boston he hate-crimed 2 Vietnamese men in one day and was charged with felony assault. Or maybe that was Mark Wahlberg. anyway 4/10

had a guy in one of the local opening bands return a shirt he bought from us because he didn’t like us bringing up politics (aka us taking a pretty basic and easy stance against fascism) during our show. he forgot to ask for his money back.

the war is winnable against such dum dums.

Snake-Eyes got… Smoked. 🕶️ 6/10

I’m pretty much mostly over bitching about corporate IP going places I’m not into creatively, because who gives a fuck, but max landis is a sex pest and should be thrown into the sun regardless of what he’s been hired for

tbh i don’t know what to make of this guy but he looks cool and would be fun at a party. Annihilator v1 1989 6/10

we must bomb iran to stop them from having nukes because if they had nukes that would mean we would have to stop bombing them

rapey pedo scout leaders still accepted, however

i don’t think elon musk has eaten babies, at least not WITH anyone, because no one likes him and he is not invited to the baby eating parties

toyaddicts

i used to be very incredulous, but at this point i really do believe they all eat human babies together. max landis and david ellison? they ate babies together. trump and clinton? nom nomming newborns. epstein and netanyahu? chomping children. sam altman and peter thiel? tasting toddler

we talk plenty about how larry hama is an incredibly nice guy who has worked hard and consistently on a brand that could have been awful and kept it imaginative, fun and inclusive for all, but we don’t talk enough about how he was kind of a smoke show back in the day

karl sanders pedal board be like

leaked Paramount GI Joe movie script…

Army General: Cobra is attacking the Eiffel Tower!

The President: send in G.I. Joe to defend Israel!

a cabal of rich pedophiles are going to get us all killed.

there’s no such thing as a preemptive missile strike. it’s a missile strike. that’s it

not everything needs to be a live action movie

getting a great review of your metal band from anthony fontano would be like a death knell. getting a “man they’re just doing the same thing but it’s okay I GUESS” is just where you want to be to know you did things right.

yeah it wasn’t even a bad run, but chuck dixon is a super macho conservative piece of shit. he was always like libertarian leaning with his batman and joe stuff, he’s just a full on comicsgate nutjob now.

I would love for McBride to run with the insane stuff… eco force, cobra la, portrait of coco in the moon… but I imagine he’ll be playing it pretty straightforward like his halloween remakes. that said, he could shit on a piece of paper and i’d rather watch that movie than anything involving landis

of course this piece of shit is gonna pay homage to another piece of shit. i guess fuck the guy who wrote and is still writing the original run 🤦‍♂️

G.I. Joe IP fittin’ to get murdered at the box office like it was a cast member of Twilight Zone: the Movie

he’s a cool fig! but like him and red star, hard to see as joes and not as antagonists. which is fine for my head canon. i disagree with you about the cannon tho, it’s worse than the others; the one missile just slides out so he’s a bitch to display 😡

Clean-Sweep v1 1991 is awesome. He only gets hate because people are jelly of his swagger. 8/10

visited The Retro Toy Exchange in Houston TX and it turned into more than just a toy shopping experience

when your cannon fodder needs just a touch of armor. Cobra Laser Viper v2 2001 7/10

both sides of the argument in america = racist dog whistle with a pro corporation bias and openly racist corporate dick sucking ball goblins

tour part 2 will be this autumn and we’ll covering the north and the north east extensively