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@maxharris

*Huey, Dewey and Louie voice* Bingo Bango and Bongo

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I made it

06.03.2026 02:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*shakes head in disbelief, takes swig of whiskey around the campfire*

I've never heard of such a tale

05.03.2026 13:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I request an accommodation of additional time on a test, I'm talking about epochs. There's never nearly quite enough extra time, and the learning disabled and education community should start accounting for temporal manipulation or I might have to go to the board

05.03.2026 13:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 00:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 00:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sit tight I'll get the ass mop

04.03.2026 22:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Being normal is the only thing keeping me going sometimes

03.03.2026 13:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very well then I'll play your little game

02.03.2026 21:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

March Madness but it's just me going crazy

02.03.2026 20:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In life you can sometimes take hard turns And other times you take soft turns. Same with sharp. You can take either sharp or dull turns. It's all ultimately the balance between the two

02.03.2026 01:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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100 gecquas

28.02.2026 12:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My learning disabled ass with special writing accommodations *lived* on this thing

28.02.2026 11:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stimming is no longer enough I need to remove my spine

27.02.2026 12:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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27.02.2026 11:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is at this point in time that I might recommend traveling forward

26.02.2026 13:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you seriously gonna walk in here looking encumbered? ๐Ÿคจ

26.02.2026 11:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I dont get a summer breeze I'll perish

26.02.2026 01:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I dont get a summer breeze I'll perish

26.02.2026 01:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's always great to be visited by the beach vacation fairy

26.02.2026 00:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

do you ride for minas tirith or not really

21.02.2026 02:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 54 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My posts are like water. It's a biblical need

21.02.2026 16:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[victim of a violent undead crime, attempting to identify their assailant at a police lineup, mournfully] That's the spirit

21.02.2026 16:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All I can say about having 50 followers is that that is undoubtedly completely deserved and frankly I should have more

21.02.2026 15:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck Ash Wednesday I prefer Car Crash Wednesday

19.02.2026 22:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They don't call it the year of the horse because they expect the horses to have shirts on

18.02.2026 19:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The concept of a shredder is terrible. Bone chilling

17.02.2026 21:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not exaggerating when I say that I would die for LeanBeefPatty

17.02.2026 21:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And I have always said that

17.02.2026 18:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I don't think you people know quite enough about getting lost in the hinterlands of your basest desires. Consider the lizard that is the lizard brain upon the rock, bathing in sunlight. Deep, primordial, urges that you get swept away in.

17.02.2026 18:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Valentine's day

15.02.2026 03:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0