Mount Jefferson (Oregon)

Whats up humans! Sorry its been a while, i’ve had a lot going on - the ol’ magmatic system has been giving me grief, sayin’ if you dont erupt soon, magma privilages will be removed. So look out world!

Thats great……..vesuvius schmuvius tho. She should study me! 😀

a man wearing a coat and scarf is standing in the snow . ALT: a man wearing a coat and scarf is standing in the snow .

Ooooooh shakey baby. 7.0…..nice work @queenofquakes.bsky.social

Is he still wangin’ on about that big topless dickhead? Jeez change the frickin’ record mate! 🥱😜🤣

Good point, well made. Its so much energy tho innit. Cant i just sit here a look pretty?

*Volcano

Yadda yadda. Its shit

Genuinely think you are the best of the humans……you havent got THAT much competetion mind, but still. When i get round to erupting, you will be spared.

Troops on the streets? Can’t see any from up here. I’m gonna do an erupty i reckon……wheres my eruption notes, must be here somewhere?

Yo!!!!!! People of Oregon! Not a good day for a swim. Kamchatka fuckin’ things up., as per usual. Tut, tsk.

45 years + 1 day since one of us Casade boys/girls did the decent thing. Come on, lets sort this shit. I would, but i’m just here to look really good and bring the vibes

Today, might be THAT day! Might……….🤞

Jeepers, its a long way down………terrible shame if some humans slipped a fell to a painful death. Juss sayin’

Nominate @mountrainier.bsky.social

Man that guy is putting in work. When i eventually erupt, please can i have a boss fella like that telling the story?!

Hey gang! Apologies i’ve been quiet recently. I’ve been thinking maybe i should put more energy into making magma move - rather than pissing around on here. But then i thought - nah fuck it. 😀

two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying `` i 'm fine '' to the other . ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying `` i 'm fine '' to the other .

its ok

The opposite happened to me 15,000 years ago. Which i’m fine with 😂

Jack’s ok……he has his drinking under control now. He’s stopped shouting abuse over my side of Marion Lake now. He’s making progress.

‘Ooooooh look at me skiing, in shorts, on Mount Jefferson’…….put some pants on and piss off mate

and Carlisle, Dublin, Dundee Humberside?

oh wow. Shut up and take my money. Where can i get one of those T-shirts?!

Hard lines fellas. keep your beaks up.

*volcano

😂

Who are these ‘Republicans’ of which you speak? Are they like skiers?

Oh come on! Your butthole would need ointment if it was 300,000 years old! Jeez!

Having a self conscious crisis. Do i look like sperm, from above?

Lets fuckin’ gooooooooooo