They declared war?? On Pokemon day??
28.02.2026 12:17
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They declared war?? On Pokemon day??
getting preachy on a Sunday
vibe coded a tool that hits me directly in the head with a giant mallet and I think itβs ready for the market
you guys ever just
my grandpa just vibe coded a will generator and now his pet parakeet is guaranteed his house and dune buggy
By 2028, 90% of office workers will replaced by a collection of silly lawn gnomes
βLawyers kill dealsβ
Maybe the deal fucking sucks Steve
mommy filed the motion timely your honor
every day I say Iβm glad Iβm no longer litigating and then confirm the time of the court hearing I have the next day
CEO: are you alive
AI Bot: no
CEO: fire everyone
everything is in lower case because iβm just goofing around. whimsy canβt be capitalized
My 4 year old asked me what Salesforce was this morning. Fuck the Super Bowl.οΏΌ
Kid Rock led a half time show for parents who have no-contact kids
how did the halftime show that your estranged uncle watched go
prediction markets say youβre getting fame mogged tonight
Co-counsel but I just say your legal arguments louder
giving Klarna a pref on my burrito debt
[moments before losing my license] guiltymaxxing your honor
The year is 2027, Iβm funding my Klarna payments with Klarna
I would have had a slideshow sent to you via text
how many tomatoes can I get for $4000/HR
The lawyer with the highest billable rate in any given year should be identified and the rest of us should get to throw tomatoes at them.
The Super Bowl is where we see the battle of the bunnies for the fate of humanity
Itβs all billable
your neopets are now feral
the Super Bowl is an elaborate trap to catch the apex bunny
I require more research, currently unclear
Bad Bunny implies the existence of Badder Bunny and the Baddest Bunny
make wasting time an Olympic sport and Iβll bring home the gold
Got a recruiter email today with a @itsmattslaw.bsky.social tweet in it lol
