Yo Claude, If AI kills my job, how will I pay my bills?
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@joshmankiewicz.bsky.social
This bio doesn't even mention Bluesky influencer?!
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No one wants my Board Of Peace collector plates.
Polymarket taking bets that it'll survive a legal challenge and Clarence Thomas will be driving a sweet new luxury RV.
They think if they cause Armageddon, Jesus will return with his heavenly army and peace will abound? If Hegseth saw a man in sandals leading an army, he'd bomb the shit out of them.
Oval Office photo of Trump smiling and doing the idiotic thumbs up while posing with the president of Senegal who looks like he'd rather be anywhere else.
Trump telling the President of Senegal that he has warm feelings for the African nation because his father was born there.
Confused looking Marco Rubio
Marco Rubio Closer To Picking A Reason For Iran War
AI "actress Tilly Norwood smiling and holding a cup of coffee. Her face is a digital glitch.
Beloved Actress Tilly Norwood Is Dead At 404.
The Star of 'Numb & Number', 'She's The One (And The Zero)', 'Crash Site', 'The Seven Year Glitch', and 'Das Reboot' Was Never Backed Up. Services Will Be Private At A Site Not Found.
Map of Wakanda with Trump's face superimposed
President To Launch Missile Strikes on Wakanda After Negations To Stop Vibranium Enrichment Fall Through
Photoshop of Senator Fetterman holding a giant hot dog on a bun covered in mayonnaise
John Fetterman Further Infuriates Democrats With Support For Giant Mayonnaise Covered Hot Dog
I’m hosting for The Great TONY V this Saturday in Portsmouth NH!
Photo of smirking Pete Hegseth
Pentagon Licenses "Monitor Private Citizen Activity" AI After Promise Not To Monitor Private Citizen Activity
Photoshop of Pete Hegseth on a golf course next to a beer cart
Pete Hegseth Coordinating Iran Attack From Mar-a-Lago 9th Hole Booze Cart
An IROC Camaro with a machine gun mounted to the hood.
Open AI Removes Oversight Safety Guardrails. Confuses Plans To Protect Troops in Iraq.
"A ROBOT MAY NOT HARM HUMANITY, OR, BY INACTION, ALLOW HUMANITY TO COME TO HARM!" I scream at my Roomba as I trip over it for the 50th goddam time
Several men in the snow with a doped up mountain lion. The headline reads: Why Scientists Doped Up Mountain Lions And Climbed Down Trees With Them In Yellowstone • Cowboy State Daily •
Scientists get lonely too
(Cooking class for divorces)
Me *hurling cooked spaghetti at the wall*
Instructor: You know that doesn't help anything?
Me: Sure it does. Chef Boyardee fucked my wife.
Concerned looking Suits in a boardroom
Anxious CEO's And Government Officials Monitoring Mexican Violence Unsure How To Secure Holiday Cocaine Supplies
Trump addressing Congress. He's holding up 2 auction paddles. One reads "YES" and one reads "NO"
In A State Of The Union First, President To Let Viewers At Home Vote If Nation Bombs Iran
Surgeon General Nominee Casey Means at Senate confirmation hearing. There are 2 photoshopped jars of urine on her lectern.
Surgeon General Nominee Casey Means And Her Emotional Support Jars Of Urine Grilled By Senate
Trump slumped at lectern squinting at Teleprompter
President To Award Medal Of Freedom To Teleprompter Operator Who Was Able To Run Device At Speeds So Slow It Was Thought Impossible
Photoshop of Corey Lewandoski lying in a bed on an airplane with a suitcase on the foreground
Kristi Noem Fires Coast Guard Pilot After He Forgets To Transfer Corey Lewandowski To Another Plane
Comp photo of Warner brothers and Paramount water towers
They're merging the water towers into one giant water tower to cut a water tower job. Savings will be passed on to subscribers of Warner Bros Discovery Paramount Ellison Oracle Skydance+
A giant worm emerges from RFK Jr's cold plunge water tub
Giant Parasitic Worm Emerges From RFK Jr's Cold Plunge Site
Photoshop of Thomas and Alito talking. There's a. Copy of the Constitution holding open a door.
Justices Alito And Thomas Keep Copy Of US Constitution Handy As A Door Stop
A snowboarder snowboarding. He's kicking up the front end and trailing a lot of powder
American Snowboarder Claims He Was Misquoted When He Said "Fuck Our Child Molester President To Purgatory And Back With A Curling Broom Handle And A Rusty Ski Pole Till His Stained Diaper Falls Off His Bloated Ass Into A Liquid Pool Of Fiery Hell"
Melania glaring at Trump
President Changes Tariffs 17 Times After Long Night Fighting With Melania
Angry looking JD Vance speaking into microphone
JD Vance Threatens To Meet With Pope
The first 4 Chanels smelled like garlic, shallots, and cigarette smoke.
Assimilated by the Borg and a
disappointed Collective learns my only skill is the arm parts to the Dougie. One billion voices wonder why I never learned to put it together with my feet.
