Marchi Cianfrocco 🗡️

they just kicked me out of the No Kings watch party for booing 😒

clearly a Trump-Appointed Judge

sorry to my US American friends but #vivamexico #forzaazzurri #teamsheel

hellyeah

get this man a keffiyeh

it’s time

need a Cressefied version in brown & gold

teams taking the field in Miami tomorrow

Israel presumably tried to call in a pitcher from USA when they had to go to the pen after 0.1 IP. Looks like that didn’t work and they had to fend for themselves for once.

notably this policy does not apply to the World Baseball Classic.

for example, today I am rooting for hitters like Ronald Acuña Jr, Maikel Garcia, Luis Arráez, Salvador Perez, Eugenio Suárez, & Gleyber Torres along w pitchers like Emmanuel De Jesus even though they do not play for the Padres

Since I’m nice I’m not going to say which one

after the serious stuff gets sorted out we have to do something about this kind of copy

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planting a Victory Garden in support of the war effort, I see ✍️

they should give these runners a nice ( 18+ ) sticker to put on the back of their car so other drivers know they made a smart decision for their bodies, no other questions asked or answered

this is the first time it clicked for me that they really were playing against plumbers and used car salesmen back in the day bc one grandpa went from pro soccer and hockey player to plumber when he moved to the United States

I don’t think that trail cam really captured a pitbull fighting a mountain lion. I dont think there’s even a trail cam there. I think you’re showing me AI

He stood up to the dodgers and they’re punishing him for it.

he is a sleeper agent still working on behalf of my team

Active Roster group chat

we love you, 👑

no but one time there was a carbon monoxide leak in my house so bad I considered watching mma

It’s called a special move

I hope the secretarybird bites you on the p*nis next shift

If you’re on the edge of your seat watching your favorite golfer whose hairstyle you admire putt like it’s Game 7 it’s fine I am not judging

[ turning to Edie ] you also built some railroads, don’t listen to him

It’s fine! whatever makes people happy. All* are welcome if they wanna follow a player to the Padres or Blazers or whatever, and I have some favorites on other teams. I just don’t feel the same level of investment in them.

*some can eat shit and stay away actually

don’t really understand people who are that all-in on any athlete if that athlete doesn’t play for their team or club tbh

must’ve been someone else I was at the store that day

first challenge coin. 30 days w/o Monkeying Around