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Matt J

@hejmattj

6’3 Goofball x WineMum

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Wine has helped me

07.03.2026 21:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sadly they didn’t win this time.

07.03.2026 21:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The amount of masks attending in Vienna has increased immensely.

07.03.2026 21:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ending Sunday the right way 🔥🍷📖

01.03.2026 18:38 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s raining
I’m knitting
Drinking wine
Listening to Dido
In the countryside
After being cultured at the museum
Perfect Sunday tbh.

01.03.2026 13:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

So I can’t cheer on the team GB paralympians? (Yes I don’t like it either)

22.02.2026 21:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ok, let’s go French Alps 2030!!!

(But first, let’s go Paralympics 💪) #olympics

22.02.2026 21:27 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Watching the Men’s ski halfpipe and realising I’d have a broken leg from the off… Cannae be me. #olympics

20.02.2026 19:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s amazing how quick you can clean the house when the electrician calls and says he’s arriving in 15 mins…

12.02.2026 18:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Here’s my interpretation of a SuperBowl. You’re welcome. #superbowl

08.02.2026 18:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If your name is Joseph and you’re from Toronto 🇨🇦and came to Milan 🇮🇹for the weekend to the Opening Ceremony and two hockey games, and you chatted to a nice British guy (me) whilst leaving the stadium… say Ciao 😊 #winterolympics #JosephfromCanada

07.02.2026 12:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not sure what to watch tonight now there’s no Traitors.

30.01.2026 17:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Claudia walking in with the chests of fate. #TheTraitors

22.01.2026 21:00 👍 182 🔁 31 💬 3 📌 0

Rachel turning on Stephen at the table is unnecessary, he didn’t come for her. #thetraitors

22.01.2026 20:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Faraaaaazz… the legend you are #thetraitors

21.01.2026 20:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel for Jade so much here and I am so into her gameplay… her sass after everyone coming for her. Leave her be. #thetraitors

21.01.2026 20:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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19th January and I’ve just seen Hilary Duff sing What Dreams are Made Of live… my year has peaked. #hilaryduff

19.01.2026 23:16 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Jane McDonald singing APT in the latest episode of her Pole to Pole show, a choice was made.

17.01.2026 20:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love the dinner parties and seeing everyone dress all fancy like. What a gorgey dress Jade. #thetraitors

16.01.2026 20:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THE BULGE! Excuse me. #thetraitors

15.01.2026 20:51 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie says i am serious and don t call me shirley ALT: a man in a suit and tie says i am serious and don t call me shirley

“It’s got to be something Valentine, Surely”

My brain… Shirley Valentine. #thetraitors

15.01.2026 20:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Take him home

15.01.2026 20:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Stephen’s outfits OMG this guy! Is that an all in one disco suit?? #thetraitors

15.01.2026 20:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Remember Google+ ?! What a time.

14.01.2026 22:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sames

14.01.2026 20:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bloody hell Harriet. #thetraitors

14.01.2026 20:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

100% my thoughts too

13.01.2026 20:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Binged all #HeatedRivalry yesterday and rewatching episodes 3 and end of 5 again because #TeamSkip 🥰🏒

11.01.2026 16:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I’ve missed Amanda and her comically large glasses. #thetraitors

09.01.2026 21:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Matty about to get main character energy! Great questions. #thetraitors

09.01.2026 21:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0