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A red-haired mucker. He/His. Member, MWA & James River Writers. Author of Turnpike Confidential, now available for preorder at B&N, Amazon, and bookshop.org.

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If this means I'll now be hearing less of "Kristi Noem is a Bo-Legged Ho" then I have mixed feelings.

05.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The main takeaway from all these commercials with de-aging tech is that boomers and x'ers are getting old and they are not okay.

09.02.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm watching Heaven Can Wait in honor of the super bowl, and if today's game doesn't have a starting quarterback who is fatally injured in the fourth quarter but is then resuscitated miraculously by the spirit of the team's quarterback who was killed in the preseason, it will be a disappointment.

08.02.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.02.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@wmboyle4.bsky.social I'm a little late to the party, but god damn! A banger from start to finish. Beautifully done, sir.

07.02.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

or be the guy standing behind the guy who's being hit with an rpg

07.02.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A Wikipedia entry for American football quarterback Y.A. Tittle claiming that he played with lobster claws.

A Wikipedia entry for American football quarterback Y.A. Tittle claiming that he played with lobster claws.

From Y.A. Tittle's Wiki entry. Big if true

07.02.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If there are any mysterious boxes in your house, I urge you to get rid of them now.

01.01.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Amber Sparks for President!

31.12.2025 21:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I could not believe what I was seeing. Like, dude, just hand it off. Do anything but that.

28.12.2025 21:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I literally can't tell Kalen DeBoer and Brent Venables apart. Every time one of them is on camera, I have to check the hat to see which one it is.

20.12.2025 02:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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If you have to tell people you are a smart voice, you are not a smart voice.

13.12.2025 16:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A street map of 1956 Richmond at the beginning of Turnpike Confidential

A street map of 1956 Richmond at the beginning of Turnpike Confidential

Same! Here's the one in my book

01.12.2025 22:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've got a fake Dan Brown after me. He's oddly persistent.

25.11.2025 20:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How about the case for minding our own damn business.

17.11.2025 21:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I read this a couple of years ago, part of a three-fer of Stark House reprints. It's not great, but the part where Ferron disposes of Lydia's body in the lake is actually pretty decent. Unfortunately, that's the book's high point.

09.11.2025 23:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

see what you did there

08.11.2025 15:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.11.2025 03:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A stack of mostly crime fiction novels and some non-fiction to keep me honest.

A stack of mostly crime fiction novels and some non-fiction to keep me honest.

A TBR so good I hardly know where to start. And yes, if you would like to receive a Japanese woodblock print note card, I will definitely send you one.

01.11.2025 22:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

October 32nd.

01.11.2025 14:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely wild. I myself would be in no condition to assemble shelves after seeing something like that.

13.10.2025 22:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like how the news will be like β€œwhile the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

10.10.2025 23:59 πŸ‘ 11626 πŸ” 2373 πŸ’¬ 139 πŸ“Œ 68

The transition from the Lee Corso era to the Pat McAfee era is the worst passing of any baton ever.

11.10.2025 14:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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02.10.2025 20:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Virginia race for Attorney General boils down to:

You're a pussy!
Uh-uh, you're the pussy!
You can't call me that, I'm gonna tell my dad!
Go ahead and tell him, my dad can beat up your dad!
No he can't!
Yes he can!
You're such a pussy!
You are!

28.09.2025 20:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Starting to think he didn't really read the book.

26.09.2025 22:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It figures they'd have a prop comic there.

22.09.2025 01:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

when I realize I'm safe and sound now, back in good old 2025

20.09.2025 15:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Breaking me out of a reading slump in a BIG way,
thanks @vondoviak.bsky.social

20.09.2025 02:33 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Make preventable disease great again

19.09.2025 20:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0