TeenagePhlebotomy

no. now excuse me while I wash my dainties.

A fart squeaked out and I actually said, "Shut up, butthole."

Pound my cake, por favor.

kevinrkirk 2d @ Threads Why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this? Explain it to me like l'm 5. (Drawing of chopping of part of land) suahuatica 2d MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP. MANY MANY DIG DIG.

Happy Friday. Don’t skip school.

Looked at the news. The news is not good.

And he kept the tattoo long thereafter. Unless you're arguing that the candidate has the mental capacity of a toddler, he knew.

Only a Nazi or Nazi apologist would make the claim that a totenkopf is indistinguishable from, say, a pirate ship flag.

You're on some sad shit, buddy.

It is excellent hair. I am pleased that you are pleased with your hair. The mujer with good hair photographed right there.

If you have a crush on me you have to not tell me. That's more something for your therapist. Frankly you should be embarrassed. Ashamed even.

I like big, medium, and small butts and that is the truth.

I am more intrigued than I would like to be.

Three heads on one D?

3Ds? That's like a record or something probably.

Those bucktoothed gits do not deserve the magical Frito.

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these craven fucks are lower than dirt. dogshit opposition party

It starts as garlic, but before you know it, it’s garsuck and then garfuck .

Free-toe-lay's Fritos could take care of the corn chip and sex cravings at the same time if you're into feet.

oh, lay

South Side. Stromberg Street. Both sides of an argument are calling in accusing each other of stealing the cat.

aye

A bottle of red
A bottle of white
Oh megafuck
I am so trite

Thank you! It was really fantastic. Perhaps the best!

I accidentally put too much salt in what was to be a good meal. Perhaps I should offer some to Fetterman.

I had once hoped for a peaceful, equitable world. I now hope people use their turn signals once in a while.

Klaus momi meets Kristi noem

kristi nomi

Images? Maybe? Nudge-nudge, wink-wink, say no more.

Goddamn right they are!

And art director if possible?

turns out noem’s husband was sitting behind her when she was being asked about fucking lewandowski (and refusing to deny it) and now i know there’s a congressional cuck chair

Getting so gay again in Marge and Rita ville.