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Every time I've laid eyes on a podcaster it's been against my will

Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it

That's right, sir

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

nah you're thinking of Butcher's Block

we're used to it

Flashback to a first date I had with a girl who insisted on taking me to her favorite karaoke bar then got up and sang Hard Knock Life without missing a single n-word

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rare mina miss

Why do all of these Brookings Institute weenies look exactly like this? What incubator are these guys grown in?

Leigh Leigh!

LET HIM COOK

Three presidents have had their administrations derailed by dome-related scandals

You said it

ELON (typing): whats best movies i like
GROK: Amazing question! Here's a list that fits your smart taste, cool personality and total badassedness!
1. Ohm Krüger (1941)
2. The Rothschilds (1940)
3. The Love Guru (2008)
4. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
5. Triumph of the Will (1935)
6. Baby Ge

Ahhhh that’s the good stuff

good night to the communist milfs and socialist cougars only

My steady Montenegrin crockpot, providing 20pts/10reb and 45 fantasy points for 4 seasons running

just want to correct everyone: this is the WESTCHESTER KNICKS logo, not the NY Knicks. The G League affiliate, which is fitting.

NY Post/Daily News headline writers have gotta be fully torqued right now

really had to scramble to get this one in asap before millions of people made the exact same joke

Thank you Mr. Parcheesi

Will Smith silenced the crowd with a hard smack? What is this, the Academy Awards?

eat shit

he gone

tell me more

it has been a hater's bacchanal

happy to help!