Happy Birthday!
For all the rest of your days, remember the greatest of birthday presents: Kristi Noem's firing.
05.03.2026 19:08
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Happy Birthday!
For all the rest of your days, remember the greatest of birthday presents: Kristi Noem's firing.
Extremely happy to see you pick up 30 more lives!
Even if they could care less.
Harvest.
A Duck Dodger, if you will.
I named this gentleman Augustus McCrae.
I have spent the last ten minutes trying to find it. My students are testing, so thank you for keeping me occupied.
It looks like a lot of Oscar/Emmy/Golden Globes winners having a lot of fun.
That just means you're paying attention! Same house, same reality.
Congrats to both of y'all!
"Pretty much."
Do you think that you've never been comfortable accepting compliments or even credit for the amazing things you've done, but in this case, you feel like you "have" to and are thus encouraged to enjoy it?
Do you think modems screamed because it could see what the internet would become
The day I realized that I was giving more presents than I was getting is the day I finally felt like an adult.
Nah, not for an opera usher with a Mid-Atlantic accent. I'm thinking last-name-only, like Worthington.
Dr. Pepper La Croix?
I was working in College Station, TX, which was home to Texas Task Force One, around 30 high-ranking officers, and George H. W. Bush, whom the Secret Service wanted to hustle away.
The day quickly became surreal: every report said that all air traffic was grounded, but the skies over my office were FILLED with helicopters, transports, and even F-15s on overwatch.
On my way to work, listening to the morning DJ trying to make sense of the news. It was being reported as a tragic accident until the second plane hit. The DJ was silent for a long moment before saying, "This isn't an accident; we're under attack."
Oh dear sweet baby Jesus no.
Better: I still have a text on my phone from Andrea Libman that just says, "BRING ME LENA."
"Hey, remember when Lena toddled up the aisle at Nightmare Nights looking for Pinkie Pie?"
"Joel, am I tripping?"
"MITCHELL!"
