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Coach Monk

@coachmonk

I fist things and also throw them. πŸ₯ŠπŸ₯‹ πŸ‹β€β™‚οΈ ISSA Personal Trainer and Nutrition Coach Hrothgar, Monster Hunter, Berserker Class servant, Chef, Dog Magnet. Taken. (He/Him) My page likely staying SFW, the likes, will not. https://ko-fi.com/coachmnk

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My straps smell like trash help. 🫠

05.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Might as well announce over here. I'm currently taking clients for coaching and Nutrition guidance. So if you wanna look beefy/skinny legend for summer you can ask me and I'll work with you personally. DMs are open.

05.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 237 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

I can confidently say I can squeeze about 3 or 4 right now in my current schedule.

05.03.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Might as well announce over here. I'm currently taking clients for coaching and Nutrition guidance. So if you wanna look beefy/skinny legend for summer you can ask me and I'll work with you personally. DMs are open.

05.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 237 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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04.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Feels weird having people think you're "dressed up" or "looking serious" just because you're wearing jeans and a t-shirt (tucked in). πŸ« πŸ€”

04.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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How do I make them perceive me less.

03.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I want to keep looking at my hole-infested DM inbox in peace.

03.03.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As you should. I've seen some horrific things. πŸ˜‚

03.03.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a food person, the mandoline was great until someone sliced their entire finger off (Canon event).

03.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@azurebolide.bsky.social

03.03.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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🚬: " I can't wait for Pokopia!!!😍πŸ₯ΊπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‘ "

Translation:

03.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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I've been mauled to death.

01.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No WWIII is not a good present.

28.02.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No

28.02.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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One year closer to dying.

Birthday I guess. Presents welcome.

28.02.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 194 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 0

everyone go wish a very happy birthday to our favorite internet bottom who pretends he is a top @coachmonk.bsky.social !!!!

28.02.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

LOL I didn't even clock you directly you just taking all the shrapnel damage. 😩😩

28.02.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mashed potato with garnish looking ass DUCK.

Hes fine tho.

27.02.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll be keeping an eye on ya'lls saves.

27.02.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Im naming my Pombon Missile and I'm calling it now if you do it you're just a lame copycat stop obsessing over what I'm doing omg loser get a lifeeeeeEEEE.

27.02.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean. 😩

I can't even humbly dismiss it lmao.

27.02.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

27.02.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Quote post yourself & your favorite's #Pokemon30 logo

27.02.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Ah so:

- silly choice
- objectively best choice
- the one for the f*gs.

27.02.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0
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22.02.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes but baby man.

22.02.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bro that's nuts wishing you a swift recovery.

21.02.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Like, in his body? Forever?

21.02.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0