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Andrew Szmelter

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I can’t decide whether or not I like gazpacho

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A few years before fame came nerking

11.03.2026 21:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“The most authentic version of yourself”

11.03.2026 17:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Chris Mason has one job: to understand what Robbie Gibb wants

11.03.2026 17:20 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Armandoed your website

11.03.2026 17:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YES

11.03.2026 11:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Too soon

10.03.2026 22:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dire fighter

10.03.2026 22:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hmmmm

10.03.2026 21:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ban Tudor, Lange & Venkatesham from the Spurs plane home. Book them on an easyJet flight from an airport at least 100 miles away from Madrid. Have all their stuff thrown out of their offices at the stadium & training ground and have the locks changed.
#COYS

10.03.2026 20:43 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

SACK HIM AT HALF-TIME

10.03.2026 20:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤣🤣🤣

10.03.2026 20:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gonna miss a Spurs masterclass, Greg

10.03.2026 19:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Exactly!

10.03.2026 12:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The fans are normal. It’s the team that is insane!

10.03.2026 12:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Came back on about 15 minutes ago

09.03.2026 22:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Same

09.03.2026 21:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My TNT Sports keeps reverting to the very beginning of the programme

09.03.2026 20:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Channel 4 documentary coming up, surely?

09.03.2026 17:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why haven’t Spurs got rid of Igor Tudor by now?!

09.03.2026 14:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kill your Darlings

09.03.2026 06:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Just over two months ago there some dozen kokeshi in the window of a shop in Deal. Now there is one on its ownsome.

08.03.2026 16:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Come on in , the space-time is lovely.

07.03.2026 20:51 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Michael Gove could be a particularly creepy Steve Pemberton character in Inside No. 9

07.03.2026 17:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t entirely discount relegation

06.03.2026 20:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just don’t think Tudor has the right personality for the situation we’re in.

06.03.2026 19:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It seems too chummy to me. Same as it’s Musk not Elon

06.03.2026 19:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Why do people refer to the Tory leader as Kemi rather than Badenoch?

06.03.2026 17:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The sale of the Telegraph should be blocked until the current owners have paid a massive fine for that fabricated story about that family and school fees. Some accountability is needed.

06.03.2026 17:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤣

06.03.2026 17:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tudor must be shown the door NOW!!!!

06.03.2026 16:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0