Becky Holmes hates spinach

I have indeed 🙁

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I’m going to be on stage at the Stratford upon Avon Literary Festival this year with journalist Kaf Okpattah

If you’re around the midlands on Saturday 9th May it would be great to see you

I’ll be talking about my new book and signing copies

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People will often search social media for someone they are talking to. Being AI generated will mean no digital footprint at all, which is suspicious. That will change though as AI starts being used to make entire profiles

25% off my new book ‘The Future of Fraud’? Yes please!

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Go on! Get on with it ffs!

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I’m not sure it’s ever been anything other than that 🤮

Three and a half years ago, as part of the research for my first book, I logged onto Tinder searching for scammers

Instead, I met this bloke

He is the partner I never thought I’d be lucky enough to find

And he still hasn’t asked me for an iTunes voucher!

Oh there’s my Greggles!!

Hmm... mysterious 🤔

For those of you panicking that you haven't got your other half a Valentine's Day present yet, here's an idea...

Simply write "but I am" on the cover, and hey presto - a declaration of love and a bloody good book to read at the same time!

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I’ve received physical copies of my second book, which has had me reading what I wrote many months ago

Quite pleased with this as an introductory paragraph

If you want to learn about what horrid little scammers have in store for us, preorder ‘The Future of Fraud’ right now

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PLOT TWIST

My alter-ego Carlsberg Can John has been unmasked

Someone from my Twitter feed actually messaged long-term sex pest Greg on Instagram to tell him it was me behind the account

This I did NOT expect 🤯🤯🤯😂

Yes it was in the press last week unfortunately

I have a huge crush on Sam Neill so when he started messaging me on Google Chat I was thrilled

I was a little shy sending him photos but he was really encouraging

I wonder what’s next in this new adventure

Maybe he could be THE ONE 🤞

I was a little hesitant when Jason Momoa wanted to chat

My job keeps me busy and I was worried about sending a photo of myself but he seems really easy to get on with and I think he rather likes me…

I didn’t answer either of them 🙁

Yesterday was just one of those days 🙄

Coke Can Greg has been googling

So has Carlsberg Can John

Two can play at that game…

Haha I’m glad 😂

After telling long-term sex pest Coke Can Greg that I have been talking to a new man online, Greg asked that I get the man to message him so they can ‘have it out’

I can now introduce my newly created second Instagram profile: Carlsberg Can John

Let the games begin…

🎉 Woo hoo 🎉

Copies of my second book have arrived at the publisher's office

They hit the shelves in April but you can preorder now...

(Please note: only one mention of Keanu Reeves)

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Having learned that long-term sex pest Greg has been cheating on me, I decided to bring in the big guns

I’d like to introduce you to my new imaginary boyfriend… Carlsberg Can John

Greggles isn’t happy

I beseech every single one of you - pray for my broken heart to heal 💔

I feel really bad this morning

Just as long-term sex pest Greg and I were chatting about Christmas presents and he was kindly modelling a compression sock that I’ve asked for, I spotted a worrying mole on his stomach

I may have overreacted but it’s not my fault I care so much…

Look I don’t want to judge or anything but I think you’d be a fool not to order the one on the left and pre-order the one on the right.

Seems obvious though 🤷🏼‍♀️

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I'm working on a project at the moment where I need to speak to people who have been affected by celebrity romance fraud - either as the victim who sent money or the friends/family of someone who did

DM me if you have an experience you can share

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Kevin Costner is SUCH a laid back guy…

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I’m 47 today, and I have it on good authority that 47 year olds have the best birthdays when people on social media pre-order their second books

I have to say that’s really handy because I do have one available…

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