I’m so torn. I really want to write a story that I have had on my mind but I find that any story I write has no real effect on me because I know what’s going to happen next and I already know the ending.
When encountering a riddle in a dungeon, it's expected that the smartest party member solve it!
Naturally, that means the wizards of the group get first crack at it, even when it's an easy question like "What should you be going potty in?"
"The toilet, naturally." the draconic wizard intoned. ⤵️
"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a councilman!" the whelps used to say, something that always amused the council members.
Each seat on the draconic high council is rather prestigious, something to be zealously guarded by its owner, and why wouldn't it be? They were the pillars of dragonkind! ⤵️
That’s a good point. Lol
Hear no evil
See no evil
Speak no evil
Or….head phones with a soft voice playing, hypno visor, pacifier.
Give it a few hours and you will be the perfect little dumb baby. And whats less evil than a dumb baby?
It had been a fierce match. Thomas wiped his brow with a spare towel, looking over the net at his opponent - a burly, shirtless dragon named Ryan, grinning ear to ear. Spectators spoke in hushed whispers - it was love to 30, in Ryan's favour. His power and spin made the balls hard to return, and as
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"Stawp that!"
It wasn't a very well-worded argument, but then again, you weren't at your best:
Pooling in the remnants of your shining armor, struggling to free yourself from the neck-hole of your chest plate, a thick diaper splaying your legs too wide for any attempt at grace or coordination.
⬇️
I hope
You get to feeling better
“And soon, you all will be no older than infants!”
“Not if I have anything to say about it!” Superpounce roared as he jumped from the shadows toward the villain.
Though Hexwyrm was quick to respond with a glance, and in that moment, the panther realized his act to be a mistake.
Cool! Always nice to see fellow Okie diaper butts.
"I think ALL~ your hero friends will be here to play with you in a bit, Skystinker!" Tinkress chuckled, gently placing the vacant minded hatchling into a baby bouncer.
"Gaboo!" Skystorm babbled, drool soaking the shield of her pacifier. 🧵
"A strange request, young one. Not many have the honour of a favour from an ancient Dragonlord, and yet you would squander this on this infantile roleplaying?" the deep thunderous voice of Drujah resonated through the ancient dragon's mountainous lair, addressing the smaller dragoness before him. ⤵️
Toddler with reality-warping powers going around wreaking havoc.
A college student almost steps on them at the park, exclaiming to "watch it, diaperbutt."
Only for the tot to shake their rattle, sending the former-adult onto his own rump and his mom coos that he "made a boom-boom."
Deep within the bowels of the cosmic realm, across from the sprawling red tape labyrinth of the Divine Bureaucracy and a bit to the side of the Eternal Daycare, one might locate the Museum of Myths, and its faithful guardian Petra. 🧵
The Arcanine strode confidently through the dungeon, not on a mission of any kind, though looking to grind a few levels without either of his teammates. And right he was to be confident, being the highest regarded fire type in the guild, quickly followed by his teammates.
What is with this weather? I don’t think I have ever been able to go for a run on December 25th and play golf on December 26th.
Thank you. I’m glad you liked it.
The tithes of dollars, shiny coins, jewelry, and gems turning to coins, blankets, and wooden decorations from the villager's houses.
The dragon heads down to the village at the change in offerings, not furious, as much as curious to see if they were hiding something from them...
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Wyrmferno blinked.
Where... was he?
Wasn't he supposed to be in a fight with that new villainous upstart, Mindflayer? Yeah! He was just lecturing the surprisingly-robust dragon about using powers for evil! And then... he couldn't remember the rest... or any of the fight!
Suddenly your mom walks in fanning her nose. You had made her a little present in your diaper. Too bad you’re too little to eat chocolate. You would have loved the last piece. Maybe your mom will save it for when you’re older. For now, you should probably focus on getting out of that stinky diaper.
You might as well finish the box off. It’s not as if they are effecting you in any way. You choose the chocolate on the right and pop it into your mouth. Your teeth suck into your gums as your features soften and shrink. All you can do is gurgle and roll on your back. Your toes look fun, though.
Only three more chocolates left, not that you can count anymore. You gobble another one up and remember that you don’t know how to walk as you lose your balance and fall onto your loaded diaper seat with a *SMURSH*, pulling the box of chocolates off the table in the process.
Fourth chocolate down and you feel a pressure in your stomach. Good thing you’re wearing your diaper. You squat down and fill the back side of your diaper with a giggle as drool begins to run from your mouth. Going poopie always feels good.
Third time is the charm. Maybe one of these chocolates will actually do something. Did the world just shrink a little bit? Couldn’t be. You have always been a toddler. Makes sense with not being able to read and still having accidents. These chocolates must not work.
The next piece is delicious. What could the flavor be? Flipping the flavor index card over, you realize there aren’t pictures. Just words. You didn’t know how to read. Stupid box and their big kid alphabet. You begin to pout as your diaper warms in the front.
The first piece isn’t so bad, other than the fact that all of your clothes have disappeared other than your diaper. You had always had a diaper, right? For some reason you weren’t sure about that. No harm, no foul, though. Might as well eat another piece.
A magic box of chocolates that makes you more of a baby with each piece of candy, and only one of them reverses all of the previous effects, meaning if you choose poorly, you have to keep eating.
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