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Bran Mac Muffin

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DevSecOps dude, InfoSec investigator. πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’» he/him. This is me, and nothing to do with my employer. Avatar: http://jameshance.com. Based in Newcastle Upon Tyne - I came, I saw, I stayed.

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They remind of the wonderful work by Trishnagaara who managed to capture a chaotic cat in her practice painting :)

www.instagram.com/p/CE_RzwShl60/

12.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Huh. I thought the missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation.

12.03.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 14860 πŸ” 3969 πŸ’¬ 91 πŸ“Œ 33
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The troubles

11.03.2026 08:16 πŸ‘ 3798 πŸ” 769 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 16

I almost missed that in a video where the former Chancellor of the Exchequer talks about "Institutional Credibility", the video misspells the word "credibility", which kind of sums this whole thing up

10.03.2026 09:07 πŸ‘ 283 πŸ” 91 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 9

"Bloody Beaker folk. Coming over here, rowing up the Tagus Estuary from the Iberian Peninsula in improvised rafts. Coming here with their drinking vessels."

10.03.2026 09:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She didn’t pay the $50 a month β€˜don’t try to drive off a bridge’ subscription.

10.03.2026 07:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The extra verse on the 12” of β€˜We didn’t start the fire’ ?

09.03.2026 05:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Illustration of a shouting young man.

Illustration of a shouting young man.

This house will become a shrine, and punks and skins and rastas will all gather round and hold their hands in sorrow for their fallen leader. And all the grown-ups will say, "But why are the kids crying?" And the kids will say, "Haven't you heard? Rick is dead! The People's Poet is dead!"

07.03.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 515 πŸ” 144 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 5

my9games.com

Feeling very much like the Crypt Keeper with some of these, but being 9 and facing a T-Rex lumbering towards you brought panic like nothing else.

08.03.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think it's better not knowing the details. It might make us think of the times we've likely fucked up and only realised on reflection, when a guiding hand at the time might have helped us learn quicker.

07.03.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why should I still remember that nitroglycerin sweats or weeps? How did it happen so often in media that it stuck?

07.03.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reading Wikipedia, it was one of the possible titles for the film too. To think we could have been up to 'Race Wars X' at this point.

07.03.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like the tuna here

07.03.2026 13:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An extract from the console where Alexey, the owner of DataTalksClub is asking the LLM where the database is. The LLM is responding "It's GONE"

An extract from the console where Alexey, the owner of DataTalksClub is asking the LLM where the database is. The LLM is responding "It's GONE"

"where's my database?"
"Β―\_πŸ€–_/Β―"

06.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 05:09 πŸ‘ 2332 πŸ” 500 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 0

JW's got nothing to do with the relaunch AFAIK, thankfully.

06.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It looks like his left temple has launched a missile strike on the ground below.

05.03.2026 12:30 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The guy who filmed Andrew Tate dancing in Dubai

05.03.2026 08:34 πŸ‘ 477 πŸ” 113 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 19

"Jesus Christ! They've done it... They've done it!"

05.03.2026 11:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Have a lovely day, everyone.

05.03.2026 10:50 πŸ‘ 95 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 9
Big Brained alien, from the Twilight Zone episode 'To Serve Man'

Big Brained alien, from the Twilight Zone episode 'To Serve Man'

Elon Musk with a Talosian-ass styled head deformation, making his brain look bigger.

Elon Musk with a Talosian-ass styled head deformation, making his brain look bigger.

Have they done some wild 'To Serve Man' photoshop on his head?

05.03.2026 11:10 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I liked the Anthony Bourdain stuff because there seemed genuine interest and passion there and getting 'in' with the locals. Maybe the Rough Guides too, but it's been too long since I've seen them.

05.03.2026 11:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Steam community requesting additional body types for added immersion.

Steam community requesting additional body types for added immersion.

A large block of sentient tofu

A large block of sentient tofu

Steam community: β€œCan we play as a male character?”

Me (indie dev in this economy):
β€œBest I can do is sentient tofu.”

03.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 6637 πŸ” 1885 πŸ’¬ 114 πŸ“Œ 105

The only mistake he genuinely cared about was where he fucked up his bank details and his 50 million quid payout went to someone else's account

04.03.2026 11:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We need more little things that make us smile. Imagine seeing something like that and instead of getting on with your day someone feel the need to try to bring your day down. Whimsy rules.

04.03.2026 11:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Brilliant. An expat im Dubai has a startling revelation, by @stephencollins.bsky.social

03.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 1442 πŸ” 510 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 15

Oh nostalgic cut! That immediately evoked the music that played when they went in the bar :)

03.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Limmy waking up in bed. The entire room is tinted red because he's opened his laptop and checked US Stocks

Limmy waking up in bed. The entire room is tinted red because he's opened his laptop and checked US Stocks

Waking up and checking US stocks

03.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0