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they/them mtg Modern/ Legacy/ Vintage player Denver Legacy Data Collection Project ask me about my garfield paintings dog fool

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06.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

too many cards to add to this but I tried to stick to my roots. thoughtseize could just as well be cabal therapy

06.03.2026 05:38 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Danny devito in always sunny stating "you would have to be a real low life piece of shit to be proud to be an American."

Danny devito in always sunny stating "you would have to be a real low life piece of shit to be proud to be an American."

28.02.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 10479 πŸ” 3318 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 14
scratchboard drawing of a humanoid with its hands on its face

scratchboard drawing of a humanoid with its hands on its face

scratchboard

25.02.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 157 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

get weirder 🫡

23.02.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 10935 πŸ” 4726 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 37
A purple button badge on squidwards shirt that says "I'm not ignoring you I'm just really busy and if I don't use my few free hours for myself instead of responding to everyone I will straight up lose my sanity"

A purple button badge on squidwards shirt that says "I'm not ignoring you I'm just really busy and if I don't use my few free hours for myself instead of responding to everyone I will straight up lose my sanity"

26.10.2025 20:17 πŸ‘ 8008 πŸ” 2806 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 111

"Professor White Boy " has perished. They found him self harmed at the bottom of an elevator shaft. Thanks for the fucking smiles, Professor

19.02.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 5892 πŸ” 949 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 34

I think ur kinda stinky (also correct)

15.02.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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rat patrol

10.06.2025 18:02 πŸ‘ 840 πŸ” 447 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 9
a woman has just given birth to a computer. a doctor wearing glasses with a white lower face mask is holding it up, power cord/plug on the ruffled up blanket. the mother is reaching for her computer baby. it's a big baby.
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computer modeling - lots of games - electronic tar baby

birth of the computer
is it the first of a new generation?

a woman has just given birth to a computer. a doctor wearing glasses with a white lower face mask is holding it up, power cord/plug on the ruffled up blanket. the mother is reaching for her computer baby. it's a big baby. text: computer modeling - lots of games - electronic tar baby birth of the computer is it the first of a new generation?

personal computing, magazine, cover (1977) archive.org/details/Pers...

06.02.2026 05:47 πŸ‘ 239 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 10

legacy players when there isn't something to hysterically yell about in the format

12.02.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled

11.02.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 2393 πŸ” 931 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 12
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Gladys Mae West obituary: mathematician who pioneered GPS technology She made key contributions to US cold-war science despite facing huge barriers as a Black woman.

No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientistβ€”because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.

Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...

06.02.2026 09:09 πŸ‘ 47150 πŸ” 19326 πŸ’¬ 1352 πŸ“Œ 795
Heathcliff walks out of a tattoo shop with a big chest tattoo that says "IN HEAT". A couple watches him leave, and one of them says "He stole my tattoo."

Heathcliff walks out of a tattoo shop with a big chest tattoo that says "IN HEAT". A couple watches him leave, and one of them says "He stole my tattoo."

04 Feb 2026

04.02.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 2787 πŸ” 990 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 122
Jerry Lawson, the inventor of the video game cartridge.

Jerry Lawson, the inventor of the video game cartridge.

This is Jerry Lawson. He invented the video game cartridge for the Fairchild Channel F system. Because of his invention, many consoles had cartridges and CD formats and would become the norm.

The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him.

Happy Black History Month.

01.02.2025 23:04 πŸ‘ 23331 πŸ” 10093 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 155
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

23.01.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 16361 πŸ” 20418 πŸ’¬ 218 πŸ“Œ 351

🚨🚨VERIFIED STRIKE FUND LINK ALERT🚨🚨

17.01.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 415 πŸ” 333 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My democratic rep told me ICE keeps hurting his constituents so I asked how many constituents he has and he said he just goes to actblue and asks for more donations to do nothing so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding his constituents to murderers and then my phone lit up asking for a donation

16.01.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 1184 πŸ” 338 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.04.2024 15:39 πŸ‘ 5218 πŸ” 1236 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 8
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Goat

06.01.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 2311 πŸ” 729 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1

Emperor X Mentioned

03.01.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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16.12.2023 06:09 πŸ‘ 3266 πŸ” 859 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 26

thank u for the yogurt

23.12.2025 18:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
edited youtube videos thumbnail titled "dog loves going to hell!" featuring a fluffy white dog laying in bed

edited youtube videos thumbnail titled "dog loves going to hell!" featuring a fluffy white dog laying in bed

dog loves going to hell!

16.12.2025 06:27 πŸ‘ 344 πŸ” 88 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 5
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a cartoon of garfield standing in a doorway with the word drywall written above him ALT: a cartoon of garfield standing in a doorway with the word drywall written above him
11.12.2025 02:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lurrus Doomsday Guide (Nov. 2025) by Tsubasa_Cat Vintage Lurrus Doomsday Guide by Kevin Ishizaka (Tsubasa_Cat) β€” Written November 28th 2025 This guide is meant to be an introduction to the Lurrus variant of Vintage Doomsday. I am mainly writing th...

I wrote a guide for Vintage Lurrus Doomsday, the hidden best deck in the format. Give it a read if you're a Vintage player.
ルーラスDDγ‚¬γ‚€γƒ‰γ‚’ζ›ΈγγΎγ—γŸγ€‚θ‹±θͺžγ§η”³γ—訳γͺい。

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

28.11.2025 15:20 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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new concerning artwork just dropped

25.11.2025 17:46 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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thank you for the inspiration @pantspants.bsky.social this is a critically important work

05.11.2025 05:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@fireshoes.bsky.social you are still the goat I appreciate you

23.11.2025 23:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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my first Doomsday Challenge Top8 since the bans in a 7 rounder! Only loss in swiss was to UR Delver. my 75 felt close enough to perfect that I couldn't tell the difference
Grixis control 2-1
R Stompy 2-0
UR Delver 1-2
Eldrazi 2-1
BUG control 2-1
Sneak&Show 2-1
R Painter 2-0

Top8
Sneak&Show 1-2
ggs

23.11.2025 22:27 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0