MAGA Watch 🇨🇦

Their president is ruining the world.

Doesn't he hold press conferences hourly?

And he will be president couch.

If he sold them loyalty lube they’d buy it.

But will he call Trump’s couch a couch?

Pass it and your elections will be rigged. Don’t pass it and your elections will still be rigged.

Trump is the president of choice.

Ultimately it’s the price of oil that will decide this.

What is the acceptable level of killing that corresponds with an accepted price per barrel?

In other words, where is the intersection point in the bodies per barrel/price per barrel chart?

That’s the sweet spot they are looking for.

For all the running around that James Bond does, and the focus on every detail about what he wears, next to nothing is known about the shoes he wears while doing it all.

And "tight" meaning both "drunk" and "close fitting."

The type of person Trump is isn't cause for alarm for at least 80 million people.

He is their familiar. Who they know. He is the devil they grew up with.

They're sticking with him.

Trump is a thief.

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his arms outstretched . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his arms outstretched .

Mike Tyson is getting quoted. On both sides.

“The historic function of fascism is to smash the working class, destroy its organizations, and stifle political liberties when the capitalists find themselves unable to govern and dominate with the help of democratic machinery.”

– Leon Trotsky, ‘Fascism, what it is and how to fight it’

Now it has to be spelt out, IWD used to be enough.

And there isn't a damned thing that anyone or any branch of government can do about it.

Unless...

Unless the next all powerful president who has absolute power in a unitary executive threw Trump in jail without bail and let him rot there without trial.

Whoever thought to make "might" mean both "maybe" and "force"?

F*cks News is more like it.

They know that he could appoint anyone of them to a high position in his cabinet at any time.

These aren't presidents. They rich and pampered little men.

And his vice president is a couch f*cker.

Israel has simultaneously announced that they’ve already murdered him.

The American constitution: Once you work for the president you murder for the president and the president can murder anyone.

Great founding father logics there.

America has given up trading in favour of looting.

It’s the pillar of the make America great again philosophy.

Their president did a good big lie today.

Trump will reduce the number of children everywhere by a thousand percents.

He will reduce his disapproval ratings by 1500%.

And he will also reduce the number of American voters by 2500 percents.

She could get a job with any Supreme Leader.

He wants bribe.

They can’t stop a war raging infront of them but they got time to chase ghosts.

The petit bullies are trying to bully also.

Lew Endowed ski?