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Velocimatter

@nomaddadmatt

I'm here... Or am I?

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People are talking to me.

12.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I totally understand why the robots made the 90's the peak of civilization in the Matrix.

11.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Best part of owning a bidet is when you're puking you can pause to take a sip from the fountain.

11.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Tis me

11.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well that was... something,.

11.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And I'm specifically talking about you.

I'm saying you're a pervert in the men's changeroom.

Because only people who do that would assume other people do it too.

Anyway, it's been fun. Ok it hasn't it's been sad to know you're living such a pathetic life. I'm gonna block you now though. Mmk bye.

11.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Why should I be subjected to you looking at my bum?
Or you looking at my sons bum?

Stop looking at our bums.

Cause from my understanding you seem to think that's all people do in changerooms.

11.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing?
What do we do about your wandering eyes in the guys change room?

QUIT LOOKING AT MY BUM

11.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Statistically speaking we should be more worried about you as an uncle molesting your niece than someone trying to live their life without being bothered.

Regardless it's possible for a right leaning party to have some left leaning views. That's how politics works.

11.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There's no study is there.

You just created a troll account to harass people.

That's so sad.

11.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They've adopted a lot of right wing positions?
More funding for military, pro oil, lack of environmental policy etc.

You're study seems flawed from the start if you can't properly define that.

11.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Liberals aren't left wing anymore though. They're more just right of center.

11.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What defines a left wing account?

11.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Did you just make an account to attack the libs?
That's sad.

There's more to life than politics.

11.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I completely agree with point number 2.
I also want term limits for politicians.
Like max 10 years or something.

11.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If we're technically voting for the person and not the party, which is how our system works, why would cross the floor trigger a by-election? Does the person change?

11.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Corpo world would be better off if no one wore pants.

Let’s discuss.

11.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I totally understand why the robots made the 90's the peak of civilization in the Matrix.

11.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Best part of owning a bidet is when you're puking you can pause to take a sip from the fountain.

11.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

There's not enough ska in my timeline.
Get skankin people!

11.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

lol

09.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They should invent foot wide hot dogs

10.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's a midwestern emo kind of morning.

10.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Injunction requested to stop father, son serial sperm donors A Quebec judge is set to rule on a request for an injunction that could prevent two men, a father and son, from continuing to donate sperm.

www.ctvnews.ca/montreal/art...

10.03.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Les is Scouts Canada's Chief Scout. I'll definitely be listening to this one.

10.03.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol

09.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Both are disgusting.

08.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Looking for a hiking buddy to do the West Coast Trail in 2027.
Apply within

04.03.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can Superman do pullups or does he just pull the bar down?

06.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0