i get precious few days to have my windows open in sub-90 degree weather. i had to waste the good spring days because of the constant construction across the street, and now i’m losing the good fall days to The Doom Cloud. what the hell, man

booty shorts which say “unlikely to cause harm to most people” on the butt

flu and covid vaccines on friday, tetanus vaccine and routine blood draw today, i think my left arm might go on strike soon

bargained with the wrong demon and now the show is postponed 🫠

what dark entity do i have to pray to in order to get jungleland at the syracuse show

i’m the kind of werewolf where every couple of months i hear “baba yetu” faintly play in my head and then must waste an entire weekend playing civilization

second time this week with no water, and the first time they forgot to turn the water back on when they left. normal! sooooo normal

adding to the list of reasons why remote work is superior: no smell over zoom

ran all around atlanta to find a notary who would sign one form, failed, and now can’t even shower because the city is fixing a burst pipe two streets over

(after re-finding my people to follow for ~3 minutes) that was exhausting. never make me do that again. i need to take a nap.