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And really, how can you pass on to racist garbage unless you meant to when *picking other people's noses* is right there

Like to imagine that goon behavior is a product of incredibly Byzantine unionization. Indoor guard responds to INDOOR disturbances. Firefight outside is handled by a separate bargaining unit.

crusades erasure smh

I do think “Graham Platner was a bartender who personally served some DC pundits and reporters and was known to them” is a pretty big part of the skeleton key to unlocking how he got so much cash and media attention so fast and why they’re so determined to stay all in on him now

NASA engineer (dirt poor), Baton Rouge big shot political lawyer. lol.

This is not a culture of life

actually though

Just your standard good guys, Tony Stark, Saul Goodman, Deadpool, Superman, and Walter White.

Filmtrailerpolitik.

Trying to think of a worse fate than having my homeland bombed to pieces by the US government and I think it’s having my homeland by bombed to pieces by the US government while they quote Deadpool.

genuinely one of the most important cultural documents of our time just dropped

Baudrillard: totally exonerated, no wrong doing

so, in other words, eat shit

fortunately the Democratic primary is still ahead of us, and because it's a ranked choice state a liberal independent can run in the GE and not throw it straight to Collins

i think that he is not a Nazi. his explicit explanation for why he kept re-upping to go to Iraq is that he likes killing people. Nazis are world champions in killing. therefore Nazi symbol, which he regards as not an endorsement of Nazism but homicide.

this is not better!

this is fucking nonsense. we know this because he got a second tattoo after getting the first and left the tattoo parlor with all his teeth. i am not willing to believe that a history buff didn't know what it is but it really strains credulity that a tattoo artist didn't.

meme of ron paul gesticulating with a nuclear explosion superimposed on him and the text "WIDESPREAD DEATH AND SUFFERING" across it

temperature check: i asked a friend of mine in the oil industry what she (GASP A GIRL? IN OIL??) thinks the market is gonna look like by the end of the month and she just sent me this in response with no other text. [I have no idea if she is serious]

I still have some feelings about the ghibli-core deportation video

If you ever needed indisputable evidence that most of what that account does are desperate attempts to trigger the libs, look no further than this one post.

No way in hell any MAGA chud is playing Pokopia, it's simply too faggy.

Remember when words communicated concepts which could be combined to express ideas? Those were the days. I miss language.

main gain of Markwayne's reign: one stained fuckplane

I used to work at a skateboard company that ran its own factory.

That company didn’t degrade the quality of its boards because they love selling cheap shit that sucks, they did so because they were competing with cheap garbage and very few customers are willing to spend more on a better product.

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

The American population is finally going to touch the stove in a really meaningful way.

my quick-recall mental summary of the man before yesterday was "somehow the dumbest person in a Senate that contains Tommy Tuberville"

Slurs Filled a Chat Created by a Republican Party Official in Florida

passive voice final boss grand champion honorable mention award for turning slurs into a sentient thing that can do actions www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...

My first day in law school we learned about the history of English common law as a replacement for the prior system: trial by combat. we were told that by this standard and this standard alone the current justice system was doing a good job of it.

for actual fucksake

this is a snippet of the exact conversations I was having on this exact topic at the time, getting yelled at for supporting Kenyatta!