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Jessy

@thatssojessy

“I don’t want a valuable lime lesson. I just wanted ice cream”. -Bluey Christine Heeler Professional yapper about nothing.

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WE ARE BACK!

08.03.2026 04:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*tries not to get excited*

08.03.2026 04:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Here we go! 🇦🇺🦘

08.03.2026 04:01 👍 12 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

I was washing the dishes manually when I saw the Maxx Crosby news come across the floor and I almost passed out

07.03.2026 03:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Don’t think of it as dunking. More of a conversation!

06.03.2026 03:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Zach, this just gave me hives

06.03.2026 02:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Since that book, sometimes I wonder if she does not like that man

05.03.2026 22:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This graphic is so perfect, bravo to the photographers, social media team, and everyone involved in choosing this exact image.

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04.03.2026 22:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love how the DCA group chat will occasionally live text through an episode of Jeopardy! game.

04.03.2026 00:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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This video had me hollering. Why are Black people this way. 😭

02.03.2026 23:56 👍 92 🔁 35 💬 2 📌 19

And of course you douchebags have a paywall on lifesaving information.

02.03.2026 23:09 👍 62 🔁 35 💬 1 📌 0

They not lying. And best believe I spammed them buttons 😂

03.03.2026 00:36 👍 265 🔁 69 💬 4 📌 5

I had the goal to do this too, but therapist just dragged me to filth, so the fast will be broken.

All that to say: same lol

03.03.2026 00:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🗣️The throuple episode of House Hunters is on!

02.03.2026 23:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She was really good. And The Studio was HILARIOUS.

02.03.2026 01:58 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0
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Seeing Trinity Rodman fall and not get up

02.03.2026 00:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Doing my occasional Bluey re-run watch. There is always something that will make do a spit take.

“Are you a hard worker?”
“No.”

😂

01.03.2026 20:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes
Yes
Right now, I’m not interested in doing that again. Too much mental work

01.03.2026 20:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

NARS Taj Mahal is a beautiful blush that looks so good on black women.

01.03.2026 19:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It be your own people

01.03.2026 19:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
01.03.2026 18:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let me put a pin on this one!

01.03.2026 17:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Heavy on the “needs must”

01.03.2026 16:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A Spaniard and 11 men who kick a ball while not knowing about my existence all hold my fragile mental health in their hands starting in about 12 minutes.

01.03.2026 16:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🙂‍↕️🫡

01.03.2026 16:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

good advice whether about life and politics or about Tottenham Hotspur

01.03.2026 14:35 👍 201 🔁 31 💬 3 📌 0

Sing happy birthday to a baddie

01.03.2026 16:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me as soon as I see even one solitary mushroom

01.03.2026 15:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's days like this where I wish I lived a little further from Washington, D.C.

01.03.2026 02:33 👍 46 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0
CHINA:

"The US is a war addict. Throughout its over 240-year history, it has been at war for all but 16 years.

The US has 800 overseas military bases in over 80 countries and regions.

The US is the main cause of international disorder, global turbulence, and regional instability."

CHINA: "The US is a war addict. Throughout its over 240-year history, it has been at war for all but 16 years. The US has 800 overseas military bases in over 80 countries and regions. The US is the main cause of international disorder, global turbulence, and regional instability."

Where is the lie?

28.02.2026 18:39 👍 2890 🔁 740 💬 48 📌 65