Adam!

Love the vague knock off merch on the backdrop. Just different enough to avoid getting sued over.

Although, I would absolutely watch it

Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond.

Absolutely. We need more potentially polarizing movies in theaters.

Im hearing very divided responses so far. Im all for a big swing when it comes to horror, so Im excited to see what all the fuss is about

You are in a rare class of real people living in a fake city.

My wife is a major history buff, especially when it comes to researching the rise and fall of ancient empires. Ive been getting into it a little myself lately, but she says I'm starting off light.

Quick everyone, we gotta figure out what we're gonna call this year's Barbenheimer

I have been so pumped to see this since reading an interview with the director in Fangoria. Ive been a big Max the Impaler (Dolly) fan for a long time too. Very cool to see them branch out and do something like this

Name a black and white film made after 1970

Have him curse a bunch of people and have it mean nothing until 1 guy gets cursed and, coincidentally, a bunch of little bad things start to happen to or around him. He lives in constant fear of being cursed again, series of backstage vignettes could stretch for a long time.

Today I celebrate 18 years with the most amazing, clever, patient and beautiful woman. I'm a lucky dude.

Really looking forward to when these tweets are brought up as evidence in their individual treason trials

Same here, except Im gonna make it a condition upon receiving any inheritance that my family has to watch every low budget shlock movie I bought and never got around to watching before my untimely demise.

Tonight my wife and oldest daughter are monopolizing the TV for a Bridgerton marathon. We will see what tomorrow brings.

Tragically I have that same thought about many a movie sitting on my dvd shelf. "I know I bought it, but have I actually sat down to watch it?"

Been getting really into poetry lately.

Every. Last. One.

I only joined Twitter about 6 months before Musk took over and I didn't really post anything of substance (still don't), but I still felt like I needed to hang on to it longer than I should have. I justified hanging on until the big accounts I followed made the move too.

No cheating, your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist.

What constitutes a celebrity? My most recent pic is a close up Kash Patel's bugged out eyeballs that I downloaded to make a joke. Gonna go back one more from there

He was watching hockey. ALL of the hockey. Everywhere, at once.

Unfortunately, the fact that him getting smacked around went so viral it will likely galvanize him further in his beliefs. Positioning himself as the victim and it will be the only character he plays. Fuckin' Danny

Brown hoodie kid has a legion of fans behind him now in that school and Danny is gonna be the punchline (too soon) of every joke until he graduates

If you see this, post a monster!

Turns out, it is crazy easy to not get a Nazi tattoo. I've got a bunch of tattoos and not a one of them are Nazi related.

The ultimate lil guy

If you see this post a little guy.

Oh absolutely. With his body of work, they cant all be zingers. I do find I enjoyed more than I didn't, though.

Ive read a few Barker books and they have been a mixed bag. I loved Coldheart Canyon and The Scarlet Gospels. There are a few stories in Books of Blood that are really impactful too.