Theo

Went outside to kick the snow a bunch because I’m pissed it exists. My sweet partner was also there.

me holding a 12-foot guitar cable in my workshop. the red cable matches my hair!

I’m selling some guitar cables I made! $55 each for a twelve-foot red cable. These are the same as what Astro Alloy gigs with. Meet up in Philly or pay to ship. Send me a DM if you want one!

You think ur a real poster and then suddenly ur in a relationship and ur last post was a month ago

Every album is a concept about if you think about it. Like “what if I was conor oberst”

I am the sickest it is possible for a person to be (minor flu) and they should put me in a medically induced coma to free me from this suffering (very standard aches and pains from a cold)

Take a shot every time you drive past a Wawa; I call it the Delco DUI

Wowwwww

Trimming my micro bangs. God grant me strength and wisdom 💯🔥💯

I’m just craaazy busy rn. Averaging about 5 hours of sleep a night. But it’s busy with music stuff at least!

5x5 Friday 🫶🏻

I’m like if they invented a guy who was sleepy

Partner said they wouldn’t still like me if I became the joker or even the riddler :/

5x5 Friday ♥️

Beloved venue World Cafe Live needs community support more than ever to survive but won’t, because their new management foolishly prioritized venture capital funding, promising revolutionary VR experiences and the metaverse, while treating their workers like an expendable nuisance. 🧵

I can start saying “I feel just like John Wick right before his dog died”

Check engine light on, world out

Cover letter

Well the container’s gonna get empty eventually! Nothing I could’ve done to avoid this

Finally done

Ran out of salt so I put # soysauce in my grits and honestly not bad. But I do feel a lot more peasant-core

Weird day to be trans and a leftist. Didn’t understand why there was suddenly so much controversy over Magic The Gathering

I need someone to come spray me with cold water every time I look away from my computer and I should be able to finish my editing in 12 hours

Using a cough drop that expired 6/2024. I’ll let yall know how it goes

I would fucking crush in the world of interior design but I will never pursue it because I would go literally insane. Like there actually is a correct answer to where everything should go and I would absolutely start hearing voices

Guy who keeps dating questionably younger women to get student discounts on plugins

Every album is a concept about if you think about it. Like “what if I was conor oberst”

New Sega PlayStation just dropped, just googled Vox AC120. I don’t know if a niche exists that will get both these references.

Should never have smoked that shit, now I’m in the I’m Wide Awake it’s Morning album cover

Oh you think being fat is bad? Now imagine if we were talking about guitar tone? Now you look fucking stupid

I’m just going to start posting my favorite tweets from my og Twitter on here. Can’t leave behind that backlog 💯