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@phyrkrakr

Lurker. I listen to the #STLCards on the radio a lot. I also watch the #STLBlues and shitpost. He/him

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And the fucking Ricketts. God DAMN, the whole family is dogshit

07.03.2026 03:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At least I hope we can agree on fuck the cubs, forever and ever, amen

07.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuckin BFIB. Whoever cooked that shit up should've been shot out of a cannon. Bunch of racist exurbs who drive downtown for a game but don't stay because "it gets dark early down there"

07.03.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus, the boys are feisty tonight

#STLBlues

07.03.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Game is still in the first period, they're in San Jose. We'll see how motivated I am after midnight when this thing wraps up

07.03.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, I just did an inventory. I put some frozen patties out to thaw last night, I have eggs and hash browns, & a can of Brooks chili beans. Oh, and half a bag of shredded cheese and half an onion

My wife is gonna kill me when she wakes up to the wreckage of slinger cooking after this hockey game

07.03.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Snuggerud! Sneaky AF gets the Blues on the board

#STLBlues

07.03.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, they just traded their captain and top scoring d-man (different guys) so probably not?

But my FanDuel subscription doesn't expire for a bit, so I'm still gonna be posting about them

Fair warning: in April I'll be switching over to bitching about the Cards, so, y'know

07.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Pour me a bottomless cup of black coffee, 2 sugars, and I'll be right as rain in the morning

07.03.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I haven't been back to tower grove south in 10-15 years, but closing down the Royale and then crossing KHWY to the Courtesy or Uncle Bills before heading home was something I did too many times

07.03.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like the same thing in spirit, greasy starchy & meaty to soak up the booze after the bars close

07.03.2026 03:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when he tried to do AEW before AEW?

07.03.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

T-shirt weather and winter coat weather, alternate day by day, or sometimes, hour by hour

The only difference for me is if I can dig that plant up in March, it'll survive being transplanted. April is usually too late

07.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Courtesy Diner on south Kingshighway (rip) made the best ones, imo

07.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is a Chicago slinger anything like a St. Louis slinger?

Eggs and a hamburger on hash browns, topped with chili and cheese, sometimes onions

07.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland YouTube video by Comedy Central LatinoamΓ©rica

Oh no, you invoked the rule

youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...

07.03.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
How a tattoo artist got involved in a Nazi symbol cover-up in the Maine Senate race - MyNorthwest.com Graham Platner was looking for a cover-up.

I think I just spotted it on the timeline. Looks like it's not, I was wrong on that part. "Celtic knot with a dog jumping out" is how the artist describes it

mynorthwest.com/national/how...

06.03.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🎢 I'm your doctor, to get fed
Want some cheese? Have some bread
You know me, I'm your friend
Your pan crust, thick or thin

I'm your 🎢

06.03.2026 06:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been watching Sabres games when my team isn't playing, and it's a good time

I hear you guys might be getting Parayko, he's a good'un. Consider it payback for ROR's Conn Smythe

06.03.2026 06:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm hanging onto my 2009 Impreza with the 5 speed with both hands

06.03.2026 05:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula: Dead and Loving It

Swap Leslie Nielsen for Gary Oldman and I'd watch that, in either film

06.03.2026 05:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Plot twist is they were Lewandowskis, not hers

06.03.2026 04:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Got surprised by a groundhog once and said, out loud, "dude! come on man"

Right there with you, we're getting murked in the first five minutes

06.03.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

dildos

06.03.2026 04:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Karen (left) Charon (right)

06.03.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Look, it's cumulative. Nazi tattoo, covered up with a Norse pagan tattoo, going on white supremacy podcasts, pictures with a guy in an 88 shirt, antisemitic posts on Reddit...

It's a fucking PRIMARY, there are other choices out there! Andrea LaFlamme isn't old as balls OR a potential Nazi!

06.03.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Just watched it again the other night and holy shit, the way Marcia Gay Harden says "we're a coupla heels, Tom" always hits so hard

06.03.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What is your goal here? It's a primary and there are other choices available. Defending yours in the way you've been doing isn't helping your candidate at all

06.03.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

omfg

06.03.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was actually just thinking of BEERFEST the other day, randomly. Mostly about Queen Latifah's role and the "HE'S NOT THAT DRUNK! CHEEKY BASTARD!" scene

06.03.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0