Our Lady of Perpetual Anxiety

Happens to the best of us 😌

Psalm 82. That is all.

Operation Olive Branch have a verified list

Gonna go see my icon dealer after easter. What female saints should I add to my collection? ⚓
Currently have:
- Mary Mother of God
- Mary Magdalene
- Hildegard
- Elizabeth of Hungary
- Kassiani
- Julian of Norwich
- Daphne
- Phoebe
- Chloe
- Clare of Asisi
- Cecilia

Semler 👍

I would be reminding said priest that Christ himself flipped tables in the temple and that it is unchristian to be complacent.

The Cantigas de Santa Maria are turning me into a Mary fangirl. They should put a warning label on medieval Marian devotion. ⚓

I need bsky to add a poll feature asap so I can make some very specific jokes

I'm giving up anxiety for lent (lol I wish)

There is a reason for the little known commandment "and drink ye not of the airport roast, as it is full of bitterness". Just bring tea bags and ask for hot water

I'm sure I don't know what you mean

Inside my kindle there are two wolves: theology books and. Well. You know.

I didn't realise marine evangelist was a viable career path

I know people say all cats are Muslim but I'm afraid my cats are Greek Orthodox. I can just tell.

I think I'm gonna phase it in more slowly so I don't get overwhelmed.

I love Anglican bots

So far my Lenten practice of praying the daily office has lasted exactly one day. The food part is so much easier than the praying. Gotta keep trying I guess. ⚓

Favourite hymn puns? (most highly flavoured gravy etc)

You're right and you should say it

That does actually sound like an obstacle course. Fun!

Evidently. But imagine that while suspended over a ravine... 🤔

I'm becoming more christlike by the day in the sense that I'm really starting to relate to the "flipping tables in the temple" side of things

I imagine it would have about the same amount of appeal as the reading rota. Everyone would be quivering in fear of getting picked 😂

Most important advice: do not swing the thurible directly under the nose of the choir soloist who is in the middle of singing (no I don't have a grudge against my cathedral thurifer what do you mean)

Behold my favourite lent meme 🕯️

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I think becoming a priest should involve some kind of gauntlet. Performing the mass on one leg over a shark tank or something idk

I should get this tattooed

every man ought, of such things as he possesseth, liberally to give alms to the poor

Lenten reflection: lent is not about being conscious of what we give up, but rather being conscious of what we consume.