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Jacob Denhollander

@jjdenhollander

PhD student writing on atonement & abuse. Woodworking, BBQ, 1689 Baptist, πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ in πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡², bad beer league goalie, dad of a smaller good goalie & 3 dancers.

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Sorry, I'm not on here very often. Good to 'see' you, I was actually wondering if you were still around!

24.01.2025 02:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, he sent it to me and I actually really thought it was good. It was on preaching in Anglicanism. He's not a bad writer.

Shortly afterwards he basically harrassed me for unfollowing him when I saw the things he was posting. He was very odd, this news did not shock me at all.

24.01.2025 02:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Christmas is all about passing traditions down to your kids & seeing them learn to treasure them as much as you do.

For instance, my 13 year old son is grabbing everyone's wrapping paper & stuffing it into a garbage bag. Heartwarming stuff.

25.12.2024 15:40 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

My uncontroversial opinion is that the adults who make Youtube and social media 'entertainment' content targeting kids should be banished to a tree-cutting camp in Siberia with no working internet until they have been reformed.

03.12.2024 18:14 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Is he outsourcing border security to Canada now?

26.11.2024 17:28 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

Also, the idea of Mike Cosper as Exvangelical is hilarious.

26.11.2024 17:25 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s release day for BROKEN BONDS: A NOVEL OF THE REFORMATION!!!! πŸŽ‰πŸ₯³

πŸ“– The story of LUTHER, ERASMUS, MELANCHTHON clinging to faith in a chaotic world. πŸ”₯

Want to win a signed copy? πŸ† LIKE AND REPOST to be entered in the drawing.

Purchase here: shop.1517.org/products/978...

26.11.2024 12:38 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Pressure to not screw it up is real.

25.11.2024 21:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Someone scored the last prime grade brisket at Costco. It's me, I'm the someone.

25.11.2024 21:23 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

"We affirm... We deny..." doesn't automatically make you sound smart, fellas.

21.11.2024 22:28 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Politics should not be a hobby. For the love of all that is good, put down your phone and learn to sew or build some furniture.

20.11.2024 19:49 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Well, I'm here now to bring perfect ideological objectivity.

18.11.2024 19:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"His picks will never be confirmed"

18.11.2024 18:52 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Even the thought was too much, eh?

Well, you know what they say about not succeeding at first.

18.11.2024 17:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hi, I'm Jacob. I married above my station. You should come visit us.

18.11.2024 16:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so happy I could set this joke up for you.

18.11.2024 15:45 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

More like the mines of Moria: we have to delve deeper.

18.11.2024 15:37 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You download articles to read & understand the writer's argument; I download articles to find sources I wasn't aware of before so I can download those & find more sources so I can construct the ultimate bibliography & tell my supervisor I'm still researching.

We are not the same.

18.11.2024 15:25 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

OK but what about your brother, Russell? You're just going to leave him out of this list completely?

18.11.2024 14:39 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I Dont Like That Bill Burr GIF Alt: I Dont Like That Bill Burr GIF
18.11.2024 13:50 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you tweet at the other place, what do you do on here?

18.11.2024 13:48 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

Oh, they have GIF's over here now? That's a big improvement.

18.11.2024 13:26 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, I guess I will try this again.

18.11.2024 13:23 πŸ‘ 106 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

If I have to pay for that other site, I guess I'll be hanging out here instead. It's just been too inconvenient to use two sites, but that will definitely push me over the edge.

18.09.2023 19:38 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I met my wife on Xanga

06.07.2023 01:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Kind and gracious, but notoriously ungrateful.

06.07.2023 01:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why would you invite me to a horrible place like this, though?

05.07.2023 20:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No GIF's on this app? That's like 90% of my reason for being on social media.

05.07.2023 17:20 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0